melanie🍦

one name? who are you, seal?

[hyper-bicurious surfin they @zonevivi]

me when i want to make out with Michael B Jordan

[ijbol adjani @onbeinganangel]

got lots of change brotha

[🛸Dan 10K🛸 @DanBoyWonder]

Raimi yo chain forever safe

[vio 🖤✨ @viotubing]

IM CRYING

[Snoopy&woodstock🐾 @Snoopylover04]

the people asking why snoopy is crying on his birthday have clearly never experienced being a girl

[tanner @tanneroftarth]

my friends: promise us you’ll be normal tonight
me: of course, no worries
me after three drinks:

[Kyle @tonyhawkbrosk8]

how I'm moving after 2 hard ciders

[PopCulture @notgwendalupe]

the way this was peak glamour to kid me

[r 🦷 @trashdracuIa]

most of u in the quotes are still WEAAAAKKKKK AF

[Fairy Gothmother, MD @jenny2x4]

The delusion here is incredible. First, there was never anything edgy about The Office, but to say this when the two longest running comedies still being made today are South Park and It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia lol

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Do the Right Thing reunion hell yea

[kj 🇵🇸|| the nonbinary kurt hummel @wckdlttlt0wn]

A father. A husband. A congressman.

We miss you Burt Hummel.

[mary @theoceanblooms]

it still works on me sorry. I love this fuckass puppet.

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

For the sake of posterity here is Matt Berry saying the words “Burger King”

[david ehrlich @davidehrlich]

hard to complain about the Oscars too much when the best movie of the year wins Best Picture.

[donald @Boringstein]

It is so striking to see the complete spectrum of the human moral compass at both poles like this

[miia @miiagarro]

i love soup with a little bread. i would've been the best peasant

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

it rules that harrison ford is still hot