mel

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

i was killed 17 times this month so far

[fuck @sorrymoom]

Amo la gastadera, en otra vida fui tarjeta de crédito

[Zito @_Zeets]

Y’all weren’t there when he looked like this

[trevor @trevorngl]

bae we cant both be on twitter

[WHAM @WhamSteppa]

where can i get grenades im mad as fuck

[ʚɞ @meowcissism]

the hottest thing a man can do is remember small details about you

[I Smoked Lindsey Graham @BlackKnight10k]

Y'all elected the dumbest mfer of all time

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

there used to be a website called weheartit

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

Me leaving an incredible dinner with my friends where the drinks were flowing, the gossip was captivating, and the food was amazing.

[THESE PUSSY NIGGAS NOT FEELING ME. @000Troop]

We gotta kidnap ICE agents and sew them niggas together like the human centipede.

[𝒱𝒾𝓍𝑒𝓃 @hauntedbyhoney]

speaking my language

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

christmas is finally over now i can focus on what matters.. my birthday 🎀

[kas𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @urth2kas]

i get high and start sitting like this

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

When a man treats you well, it becomes a pleasure to take care of him in return.

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

all a girl wants is to not have to ask

[$ @2000sphase]

I wanna smoke with them !

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

Being kissed in your sleep and being pulled closer within cuddles is such a top tier form of affection.

[Gfive⛹🏾‍♂️ @Goochhh5]

If we not touchin when we sleep imma think its beef ian gone lie

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

all i want for Christmas this year is the housing market to crash so i could buy a 5 bedroom 4 bathroom house for $3