Mel R 💙

Views my own

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

"Dear Diary,
JD Vance waded in on the Henry Nowak murder. It feels good to be on the same page as someone who works for a demented rapist paedophile and whose idea of a 'civilised' country is one where over 40,000 people a year die from gun related incidents and many thousands more go bankrupt or die prematurely because they can't afford healthcare. Certainly something to aim for..."

[Rameses Niblick III @TheLittleWaster]

A grubby, self serving, shit stain on society.

[mollie writes stuff @vuse_lover]

Met a guy recently named Jonathan who goes by Nathan. I didn’t even know you could do that

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Artificial intelligences do not undergo experiences, do not possess a body, do not feel joy or pain, do not mature through relationships, and do not know from within what love, work, friendship or responsibility mean. Nor do they have a moral conscience, since they do not judge good and evil, grasp the ultimate meaning of situations, or bear responsibility for consequences. They may imitate or even simulate, but they do not understand what they produce, for they lack the affective, relational, and spiritual perspective through which human beings grow in wisdom. #MagnificaHumanitas

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Current summary of right wing UK politics:

Conservatives - We've suddenly remembered lots of things we accidentally forgot to do during our 14 YEARS in government that we would definitely do straight away this time, promise

Reform - The Conservatives who messed the country up for 14 years were worried you wouldn't vote for them again so have made another party and are hoping you won't notice it's full of the people who messed up the country for 14 years

UKIP - We still think it's 1998

Restore - Led by a bore in need of a golf club. Been chucked out of Reform for being racist? We're the party for you!

[Blake Burge @blakeaburge]

Major cheat code for life: Be fully where your feet are. When you're at work, work. When you're with family, be with family. When you're resting, rest. Most people are physically present and mentally everywhere else.

[paul bassett davies @thewritertype]

If you're tempted by the hot weather to swim at the seaside or in English rivers, you may become sickened by toxic parasites. These toxic parasites are called water companies, and the cure for them is nationalisation.

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

A Lulu update and a desperate plea below.

@BaliAid are a tiny charity, funded entirely by your donations and continually struggling to be seen. I try but I need your help. Please give whatever you can, there is no amount too small, and repost as widely as possible. Thank you ❤️

[Terry Hague @TezzaBelle88]

30° abroad: “let’s explore this town.”

30° in the UK: “I may not survive this Sainsbury’s trip.”

[ruva🌼 @ruviexo]

And it’s made no difference to any of our lives so it’s almost like immigration was never the problem?

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Net migration fell to 171,000 in 2025, down from 331,000 in 2024 and a peak of 994,000.

Whatever you do, don't tell my gullible supporters this, because my whole schtick depends on them believing they are being invaded by ever-increasing hordes.

[Mel R 💙 @melanielr37]

@NoContextBrits I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw Ross Kemp!

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

So, let me get this straight. We’re not entitled to clean water, but AI data centers are???

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

why does no one care about the fact that we’re projected to run out of clean drinking water by 2039 because of how much water ai data centers use please stop using chatgpt y’all, i beg. you do not need a shitty looking cartoon of yourself, i promise. the planet is dying.

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

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[Mark Hammond @MarkHam80780803]

“You boy! How many times has Farage changed his story about the £5 million bung today?”

[Tamorah Shareef Muhammad @ModestyQueen19]

The older I get, the more I understand why older women disappear into gardening, candles, comfy clothes, and silence.

[Derek Pakora @DeathlyAcorn]

"If I am lying then why was I successfully sued for lying and then sent to prison for refusing to stop lying? Think about it."

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

It’s a pretty horrible time to be alive if you have morals and a conscience.