A few days before his arrest, convicted fraudster & controversial businessman Wicknell Chivhayo was on Facebook Live attacking his detractors and vowing that he would never be arrested.
Muchadzidza zvenyu. Kana tichiti DNA ngaiitwe mwana achingo zvarwa, ndozvatinenge tichireva izvi.
Vanhu rume vakawanda vari kuchengeta vana vasiri vavo. Murume ane hungwaru anotora vana vese voitwa DNA. Otherwise muri kudaidza vana nemutupo isiri yavo.
DNA should be standard practice mwana achingo zvarwa. The next best time to do it is Monday next week.
This video is pure ED.
The man drops one calm sentence and suddenly half the country is doing mental gymnastics and reading between non-existent lines.
He says “I’ll be there in 9 years.”
Translation: I’ll be alive.
Reaction: National crisis meeting.
The real limitation isn’t in the statement. It’s in us, for treating an innocent line like a constitutional amendment. ED is smart, as he has already shown over the past years, and he continues dropping jokers and getting many people into confusion.
Same story with Victoria Falls.
Yes, you can visit from the Zambian side, just like you can also watch a movie on your phone. But if you want the IMAX experience as a tourist, you come to the Zimbabwe side where you experience its real face. That’s just geography, not politics!
Even Robert Mugabe International Airport got the memo, hence the facelift. First impressions matter, and Harare decided to wear its good shirt as the Gvt renovated the place to provide the best face for the country.
So when the President says we have the best view of Vic Falls, he’s not starting a war. He’s stating a geographical fact. The noise that follows just tells you how polarised we are as a nation. We’ve reached the point where some people would argue with a map if they don’t like who’s holding it.
We do have the best part of the Falls. Simple. True. The President should forgive us because we’re just too busy being offended to accept simple facts.
It’s like the many lay men who still refuse to admit that the economy has improved, yet even the World Bank says it has.
@IMFNews World Economic Outlook estimates Zimbabwe grew 7.5% in 2025 and projects 5% in 2026. According to the @WorldBankGroup Zimbabwe’s economic growth averaged almost six per cent between 2021 and 2025 and local-currency inflation fell to single digits in early 2026, the first time this has happened since 1997.
Against all this you still get arguments to the contrary. ED knows the kind of people we have become and when he drops these kinds of bars he knows his audience.
As it is they have indeed jumped on the statement!
On a week when Mnangagwa cut the ribbon of the opening of an impressive industrial factory of a black Zimbabwean couple who now have a visible brand Davipel Holdings that employs many, this Weirdo is still obsessed nekuda kushayinira vanhu; after all this he wraps up his burley body in apostolic regalia, holding a knobkerrie, shuts his eyes and pray to God.
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