elyxzur

18!

[🐰 @c_tviz]

OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS NOT A JOKE

[Hattie Rathbone @Hattietheresa41]

Id fucking slime everyone out

[elyxzur @melashawte]

@R3DFI7 @loseecash dude

[z* @bbywestern]

if you’re in prison and it’s like 1pm and you get a little sleepy, can you take a nap? Like is that allowed

[summer 🦷 @lLSENEUMANN]

girl on the bus was fully pulling up her nudes on her phone while everyone could see her screen and then i watched in horror as she sent them to chatgpt

[bunny @1x4iil]

shaved c00chie has to be eaten that SAME DAY cus the next day its a cactus

[Kris 🎸 @p6lter9eist]

OMG

[FISHYFINN 🍥 @goofyzoober]

I’m only on TikTok for the comments at this point 😭😭

[Will @Will442232]

Why do fic authors write "come" instead of "cum"? I genuinely don't get it

[audrey @phlegmme]

Lets see how my doctor likes it when I ask her if she’s sexually active

[Softboy @softboy_w]

Ngga your doctor can't whoop you, tell them u smokin and fuckin raw so they can accurately diagnose your scary ass.

[Mr. Fugazi 🇺🇲🇺🇲 @StochStocks]

How I imagine everyone uses the restroom at gas stations

[Pookie @PookiesParadise]

bro???

[your favorite @idfwbs]

The coconut falls far from the tree or whatever they say

[ally ཐི ₍^.ˬˬ.^₎ ཋྀ @vampritez]

please tell me someone remembers this😭

[scotty ꩜ mcrphx + COMMS OPEN! @undeadromxnce]

i need everybody to be so entirely serious rn