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please tell your dog i said hi

[ogmelissad @melbaag]

im not drunk at the airport bar YOU’Re drunk at the airport bar

[Samantha Bush @stillonzoloft]

go look at the deleted deleteds

[ogmelissad @melbaag]

!!!!! we luv a good customer experience I literally break my back for

[Cory Watilo @watilo]

Offering reliable wifi at 35k feet can be tough. But check out the difference between these two airlines:

1. Tonight, @SouthwestAir *proactively* provided a refund for wifi that was subpar – but overall usable – on a 3.5 hr flight. (I didn't email them about it.)
2. Recently, Iberojet's wifi provider SITA rejected my request for a refund on wifi that was almost *entirely* unusable on a ~9 hour flight.

As bad as American customer service often is, it's still lightyears better than most other places in the world.

[ogmelissad @melbaag]

@elonmusk Ah yes this is why Telsa had to hire marketing bc you’re not good for the brand and haven’t made a profit in how long? who buys a Tesla these days? it’s giving I have nothing much left to do but bitch about stuff that doesn’t concern me

[ogmelissad @melbaag]

Also “just cause you act like one, doesn’t make youuuuuuu a man”🤭

[ogmelissad @melbaag]

Can’t wait to use “you’re so empathetic, you’d make a great wife” line on a boy

[ogmelissad @melbaag]

I haven’t gotten Botox in almost a year like gimme a gold medal at this point ??? 🥇

[ogmelissad @melbaag]

my skin score went from a 76 to a 95 in less than 3 months

im shook cc @savannaboda @OmniluxLED

[Women Posting W's @womenpostingws]

Katie Ledecky swimming while balancing chocolate milk on her head (she's won nine Olympic gold medals btw)

[Megan ☼ ♡ ꕤ @MegWritesBooks]

Obsessed with this guy on the US men's gymnastics team who's only job is pommel horse, so he just sits there until he's activated like a sleeper agent, whips off his glasses like Clark Kent and does a pommel horse routine that helps deliver the team its first medal in 16 years.

[ogmelissad @melbaag]

just stole a gas station stall from an annoying man who drives like shit !!!! brat girl summer 💚

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

Hope Maya Rudolph has cleared her schedule

[ogmelissad @melbaag]

what - like it’s hard?

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Why am I just seeing this? 🤣🤣🤣

https://t.co/67FvelCDSU

[ogmelissad @melbaag]

FUCK IT IF I CANT HAVE US

[ogmelissad @melbaag]

I LOVE YOU, ITS RUINING MY LIFE

[ogmelissad @melbaag]

A stain on my home state and I cannot wait to vote every single one of you justices out of office

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Remember — you are what you litter,

(trash.)

[whitney @its_whitney]

me going from couch nap to my actual bed

[ogmelissad @melbaag]

@kelsaroniandchz @mpopv LOLOLOLOL

[ogmelissad @melbaag]

“You want poetry you listen to Neil Diamond, you want good advice you listen to ya mother”

[ogmelissad @melbaag]

“He’s an okay petunia”- the first phrase I’ve learned from the golden girls but for sure not the last