Melanie Greene

NJ -- Virginia Tech -- AZ

[Melanie Greene @melbgreene]

Happy Halloween this man just pulled up next to me at a red light and now I’ve lost 3 years off my life

[Melanie Greene @melbgreene]

Why do SO many people think it’s okay to clip their nails at work?? I need answers.

[Melanie Greene @melbgreene]

@Microsoft found a typo in the “tracking” feature of @Outlook Note: “and and”

[Tom @tdawks]

🎶 It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie 🎶

[Melanie Greene @melbgreene]

@LNibb The WORST

[Melanie Greene @melbgreene]

Real talk- in Taiwan for a work trip but idk why more people don’t come here for vacation because half of it is cool cities and the other half looks like Hawaii and I’m here for it.

[Melanie Greene @melbgreene]

It’s that time of year again in AZ where anything that sits in your car for > 30 seconds melts to mush :)

[Wilkine Brutus @wilkinebrutus]

Anthony Bourdain on humanity:
"Meals make the society, hold the fabric together in lots of ways that were charming and interesting and intoxicating to me. The perfect meal, or the best meals, occur in a context that frequently has very little to do with the food itself." RIP

[Melanie Greene @melbgreene]

@tayyylajay @netflix Watched the first episode of “Killer Women with Piers Morgan” yesterday on Netflix. Sounds similar.

[Melanie Greene @melbgreene]

@LNibb 11 minutes is impressive

[Melanie Greene @melbgreene]

@tayyylajay “Let’s go out for drinks after work tomorrow!” Would be rich if I got a dollar for every time I heard that.

[Melanie Greene @melbgreene]

@LNibb You get me.

[Melanie Greene @melbgreene]

LinkedIn must think very highly of me. #VP@23

[Melanie Greene @melbgreene]

NJ❄️ vs. AZ☀️

[Melanie Greene @melbgreene]

Why does food always taste better out of a truck? #FoodTruckFriday
Thanks @Honeywell_Aero

[Melanie Greene @melbgreene]

Every time I’m by myself and drive past a dog I literally say “aww pup!!!” out loud, for no one to hear but me.

[Melanie Greene @melbgreene]

@LNibb lol what are u buying fabric for

[Melanie Greene @melbgreene]

True life: I'm obsessed with David Blaine

[Melanie Greene @melbgreene]

Okay I have now watched all 3 David Blaine specials on Netflix and there is literally no way he is a real human. I refuse to believe it.

[Laura Nibbelink @LNibb]

Neighbors getting into Halloween almost gave me a heart attack idk what kind of crazy creatures live in the desert smh also fix your Prius