Melissa B

I'm funny sometimes.

[Melissa B @melbreazy]

@smileyradioshow a different kind of lincoln log

[Melissa B @melbreazy]

@smileyradioshow I never got my email for the gummy bear joke ❤ dont forget meeee please

[Melissa B @melbreazy]

"I didn't even know deer had teeth"

[Melissa B @melbreazy]

I lowkey need a #cashslave
Just send me money and tell me I'm pretty, okay?

[Melissa B @melbreazy]

@journeys I work for you. Please reach out to @earnin! They can help all our employees #paydayrevolution

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[James @CaucasianJames]

y’all mind if i have a good week

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

I am a

⚪️ Male

⚪️ Female

🔘 Midwesterner

Looking for

⚪️ bug spray

⚪️ Bonfire

🔘 a corn maze pumpkin patch
apple orchard and haunted
house

[Melissa B @melbreazy]

Check out Letsskittit's video! #TikTok https://t.co/GlD49c4pyJ

[Melissa B @melbreazy]

@ChiefTeach91 😂😂😂

[Melissa B @melbreazy]

Why do I sit in my car for 20 minutes before I go inside every night 😂

[Melissa B @melbreazy]

When you post "MOB" But you have neither the money or the bitches 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you're a sad clown.

[Melissa B @melbreazy]

@alyssa_ok_man You should have waited till this weekend hoe we could have gone together

[Melissa B @melbreazy]

Be careful saying "hello, how you been?" to people.
That makes you a whore.
Stop trying to sleep with everyone.
Karma will get you
😂😂😂😂
#thingsmyexsaid

[Melissa B @melbreazy]

@alyssa_ok_man Cause you only sleep when I come to see your ass

[Melissa B @melbreazy]

@alyssa_ok_man Bitch

[Melissa B @melbreazy]

So far past the point of begging people to see my value or stay in my life. I am in the healthiest state of mind I've ever been in in my entire adult life. I am the most financially stable I've ever been, and I can finally give to the people I care about. I'm happy. So.. bye.

[Melissa B @melbreazy]

I'm not the type of girl that guys take on dates. Whoever said "oh it's the guys you choose" no no. I've had cowboys, pilots, and drug dealers all use the same lines on me. Literally.
It's just me. 😂😂😂

[Melissa B @melbreazy]

Kinda pathetic trying to ruin people's relationships simply because you're lonely.

[Melissa B @melbreazy]

#pisceslife
https://t.co/mQrgJ4WmFD

[Melissa B @melbreazy]

@alyssa_ok_man
https://t.co/Ec8hTX4lwB