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[mel @melbringshell]

@FortniteStatus no self revive on the reboot vans is actually crazy. FIX THAT.

[mel @melbringshell]

@Fungary_WeRN my trio called that combo the israeli bombers

[Rico 🔪 @ricosrevenge]

Nigga just honked at me in a drive thru relax #fatfuck

[𝔡𝔬𝔤𝔪𝔢𝔞𝔱/𝔧𝔢𝔫 🇵🇸 @jennysaysquoi]

type of shit you see on lovense for $356.99

[mel @melbringshell]

@ToxicDeer2077 @voiddmp4 are you a fucking idiot

[ari @technicoluor]

LMFAO???

[cosmic cowgirl 🪩🤠 @blockhim2026]

the next white lotus should be at the covid-conscious lesbian bar in western Massachusetts

[Lecha @Minoaraia]

Just got off of work and wanna hit the Jeramy

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

New cat species discovered in over 100 years

Scientists have identified Leopardus tilcayo, a tiny wild cat found in Bolivia’s Yungas forests. The discovery began with a wildlife sanctuary reporting a “weird cat” and was later confirmed through genetic research

[n^s @mikasasbraus]

why would u show up to the rumbling fat and wearing jeans

[lex ❦ @atropalex]

how it feels to call someone on discord

[megumi (halloween arc) @sushiguromegumi]

what this mean.

[SAINT🎟️ @dondadaew]

Niggas think Lindsay Clancy gonna ride off into the sunset lmao. First chance she get she booming herself

[mel @melbringshell]

@AlexGodofsky i hope your daughter is super excited for lusic. that one was my favorite.

[ticklefartmonster9000🍉🚯 @BagOfMilkkkk]

Mamdani wait for me. New York is not too far.

[🌪️ @ragebaiting]

Sadie Sink butt on my timeline every 3 scrolls

[PaieWoW / ☀️ Arno ☀️ @CArno20]

Les gens confondent beau cul et gros cul #philosophe

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

I work at Apple and every night they strap me into a booth and let me pick 1,000 people’s alarm clocks to silence. They strap me in and I strain to reach the buttons with my tongue. Thrash against the straps like a muscle of fishmeat. Blister my tongue against the hot buttons.

[Hasanabi Productions (fan account) @HasanabiProd]

I’m trying to catch my flight today and this is what I see😭

[mel @melbringshell]

@senatorshoshana single handedly funded by maine journalists