melissa cabey

Life is beautiful and bagels are really good 🌟 Val in the ‘18 international tour of A Chorus Line

[melissa cabey @melcabey]

My high school journalism teacher just commented on something I shared for ACL and said "I'm so proud of you! I take back all the times I told you to stop stretching in class!" & that explains my entire life

[melissa cabey @melcabey]

I entered the Merrily We Roll Along Lottery for $39 tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: https://t.co/mo6MCQc5aA

[Duolingo @duolingo]

why do I have to work 8 hours straight instead of 8 hours gay?

[melissa cabey @melcabey]

I unlocked $39 Rush tickets for Titanique on @TodayTix! https://t.co/UB1DLGTrSW

[Latif Nasser @latifnasser]

Last year, a coworker randomly asked me to hand-deliver an antique violin across the country. I said yes, because why not. I had no idea what I was getting into, and now I need your help. A 🧵

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Republicans when it comes to abortion:

‘You cannot abort that fetus! This is about protecting LIFE!!’

Republicans when it comes to kids getting shot & killed in school:

‘You cannot ban assault rifles! This is about protecting GUNS!’

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Every week, I'm seeing straight cis males, Republicans, and members of the church arrested for child porn or sexual abuse and I'm NOT seeing any instances of drag queens being arrested for the same.

It's almost like Conservatives are looking in all the wrong places for "grooming."

[melissa cabey @melcabey]

@emilyjune_ We love a reflective queen

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Your right to own a gun does not supersede my child’s right to go to school and not get shot.

[Greg Greene @ggreeneva]

Things that did _not_ kill kids today:

- a renaissance sculpture
- a film about Ruby Bridges
- drag queen story time
- the word ‘tampon’
- critical race theory
- woke banks
- saying that Rosa Parks was Black
- gender-affirming care
- ‘The Bluest Eye’

What did:

-an AR-f––ing-15

[emily may @emilykmay]

I feel like female contribution to the family can be summed up in the simple fact that mothers could absolutely never have a “secret second family.”

[melissa cabey @melcabey]

@emilyjune_ Wtf Emily

[melissa cabey @melcabey]

@emilyjune_ Mine is a girls trip to anywhere that isn’t a cozy house or cottage with a spa day included

[melissa cabey @melcabey]

God damn I love this movie

[Titanic @TitanicMovie]

The cast and filmmakers reflect on #Titanic 25 years later.

This Friday, watch the film again in theatres for a limited time in 4K 3D. Early showings start tomorrow.

[melissa cabey @melcabey]

@dcoreyryan My brother is an animator, if you still need connections I can ask him or see if any of his colleagues are interested!

[melissa cabey @melcabey]

But what is going on with Kate’s hair in this photo

[Paramount Pictures @ParamountPics]

Titanic returns to the big screen in 4K 3D for a limited time on February 10.

[melissa cabey @melcabey]

The way I had to get knee surgery after the ACL tour and Baayork called me “Melissa San Marco” ☠️

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[melissa cabey @melcabey]

The existence of men

[Peter H. Diamandis, MD @PeterDiamandis]

If you could tackle 1 massive problem in humanity, what would it be?

[melissa cabey @melcabey]

All I want for Christmas is to not get a $500 bill from the one time I went to urgent care for long covid symptoms. And that bill was WITH my insurance coverage 🥲🥲🥲