Melanie Watt

Christ-follower. LSU Grad. Hufflepuff. Med-Peds Docta @uthscmedpeds. #girlmedtwitter

[Melanie Watt @melcwatt]

@AnnaLogue75 @ask_aubry She told him no and he continued to offer unsolicited advice. He continued and she escalated to get him to take no for an answer.

[Melanie Watt @melcwatt]

@dockaratekid I've got an RSV patient and I don't even take care of toddlers anymore.

[Melanie Watt @melcwatt]

@kristabellerina As the @CrimeJunkiePod - be rude, be weird, stay alive. Way to trust your gut! And maybe report them to Uber? I once had a deaf driver who was even able to confirm his name so no excuse I can think of not to do it.

[Melanie Watt @melcwatt]

@ChrisPalmerMD Stay away from my eating disorder patients. This is not evidence based and harmful. In fact, stay away from all of my patients.
Sincerely,
a trained eating disorder doc

[Shematologist, MD @acweyand]

PSA:

Your period should not
🩸last > 7 days
🩸interfere with your life
🩸happen consistently > than monthly
🩸require product changes more than every 2 hours
🩸have clots larger than a quarter
🩸cause debilitating pain
🩸require double product coverage
🩸make you anemic

[Melanie Watt @melcwatt]

@lisathecrab @NurseGomer Same!

[Melanie Watt @melcwatt]

Really? Because for me it was a 30-something man calling his wife in the middle of the night to say goodbye because I was about to intubate him and knew his chances of survival were very low.

[Martin Kulldorff @MartinKulldorff]

"One of the most disturbing images of the Covid-19 pandemic was when a teacher .. forced a mask on a crying toddler ..
In some ways, the U.S. government .. treated all of us like toddlers, compelling us to endure draconian Covid measures" - @HRaleighspeaks
https://t.co/oyhostgiAX

[Melanie Watt @melcwatt]

@OBGaYN And sometimes illegal to decline, based on the state. This was true in TN

[Melanie Watt @melcwatt]

@oatsdoc We met on an app during 2021 and I got a good gauge of his character and morals by his response to COVID and respect for my concerns/limits/fears

[Melanie Watt @melcwatt]

@oatsdoc You eventually find someone who is worth it and is as interested in supporting your weird schedule as you are - met my now-husband March of 3rd year and married him May of 4th year (med-peds). We fit dates into 45 min windows sometimes😂

[Melanie Watt @melcwatt]

@VirginiaBuysse I will! COVID was no fun and neither is missing work or risking the health of our baby nieces

[Melanie Watt @melcwatt]

@emmacatster @ClementLeeMD Brb sending my husband this target shopping analogy - he'll get it right away 😂

[Melanie Watt @melcwatt]

@pedsmd2b We had one set like that and the state immunization database assumed it was one kid 🙃

[Melanie Watt @melcwatt]

@ClementLeeMD He would be floored by a well-child check if he thinks pediatric medicine and parenting don't overlap

[Melanie Watt @melcwatt]

@AmyGDalaMD I wondered this yesterday but hadn't tried it yet. Thank you for sharing this unfortunate discovery

[Melanie Watt @melcwatt]

@PhysicianDoodle I use it regularly! You can set it where the number to your clinic, hospital, etc comes up for patients when you call and your number is hidden.

[Melanie Watt @melcwatt]

@LShalott I love dropping off sandwich fixings so they can assemble and eat as they get hungry/need items! I've also done grilled cheese ingredients and tomato soup.

[Melanie Watt @melcwatt]

@BaeBielle @_parasocial I love the Kodiak muffin mix and frozen waffles too!

[Melanie Watt @melcwatt]

@_parasocial (I am aiming for muscle gain and not in a calorie deficit so do with that what you will)

[Melanie Watt @melcwatt]

@_parasocial I aim for 140-180g via Fairlife, egg bites with cottage cheese (Starbies dupe), turkey bacon, protein bars, cheese, deli meat, greek yogurt, etc.

Follow-up: Aided with a scoop of miralax in my morning beverage