Mel, A Capital Minx.

She/They. Progressive leftist atheist feminist enby with a caffeine addiction and various neuroses.

[Mel, A Capital Minx. @meldavidson86]

Working from home is great until your cats and dog team up to make messes and whine all day.

[Mel, A Capital Minx. @meldavidson86]

Day 4 of new job: Make small, understandable mistake. Catch my own mistake and apologize profusely. Everyone says it's nbd.

Day 5 of new job: Get fired.*

*According to my brain.

[Mel, A Capital Minx. @meldavidson86]

Me: The mighty and majestic wolf is my spirit animal.

Also me:

[Mel, A Capital Minx. @meldavidson86]

On a side note: Meth is GROSS, y'all. It literally destroys your life and your face all for the low low price of your dignity.

I mean, if you're going to do drugs, there are way better options out there! Have some standards, people!

[Mel, A Capital Minx. @meldavidson86]

Oh and for those of you who don't know, 720 is fucking METH! 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[Mel, A Capital Minx. @meldavidson86]

Today in #polyamorous online dating:

Me: What do you look for in a partner?

Him:

[Mel, A Capital Minx. @meldavidson86]

Needless to say I noped the fuck out of that shituation.

[Mel, A Capital Minx. @meldavidson86]

My Gran is the best!

[Mel, A Capital Minx. @meldavidson86]

What we didn't realize is that the 10th dentist recommends a homemade baking soda and lemon juice paste and that's why no toothpaste is ever recommended by all of them

[Mel, A Capital Minx. @meldavidson86]

@thegoodgodabove Toilet paper

[Mel, A Capital Minx. @meldavidson86]

Lmao at all the shocked Pikachu faces coming from people who didn't realize the FBI can... *checks notes*... investigate.

[Mel, A Capital Minx. @meldavidson86]

My hairstylist forgave me!!!

[Mel, A Capital Minx. @meldavidson86]

You know what I could absolutely live without? When you gotta make amends to your hairdresser for no-call, no-showing an appointment and going radio silent for three months because you were too depressed to do anything, but now you realize your hair looks like shit.

[Mel, A Capital Minx. @meldavidson86]

@thegoodgodabove Red Fry

[Mel, A Capital Minx. @meldavidson86]

William Shatner might be right that Gene Roddenberry wouldn't care for modern Trek. The inference here being that the problem is modern Trek's "wokeness."

But that would simply mean Roddenberry wasn't the progressive visionary we thought he was.

[Mel, A Capital Minx. @meldavidson86]

Seeing the BS through the charm and manipulation is a skill.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

A worker today earning the federal minimum wage makes $1,257 a month.
The median rent for an apartment today is $1,362 a month.

Addressing the needs of the American people is not radical. What’s radical is doing nothing while families struggle.