Mel Dolittle

Pet owner, Book lover, Chocolate eater, Seamstress Extraordinaire. Fan of the tea towel, Netflix & Dwight Schrute. Fact. Currently writing a novel or five.

[Mel Dolittle @meldolittle]

@MartinSLewis £100k would pay off my mortgage (my biggest monthly expense) and leave me with a couple of year’s basic salary on top.

[Mel Dolittle @meldolittle]

@HelenFBarnett @Ticketmaster @TicketmasterUK @oasis They are but when you click on them (we need a wheelchair accessible ticket), they say they’re not available 😮‍💨

[Mel Dolittle @meldolittle]

@DaveSmith8882 Yes, you do you! I was coping perfectly well with not going cos I was skint, but I’ve been invited by a very kind friend who knows well my 3 decade love for Noel 😅 (plus she’s never seen them and her husbands not arsed 🤣), so now hoping we’re successful getting tickets 😁

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

A couple of weeks ago Reform MP Lee Anderson wanted you to know that he backed our police and that he was fed up with mob rule:

[Stand Up To Racism @AntiRacismDay]

Mobilise to defend immigration lawyers, refugee charities and asylum support centres around Britain. The far right have published a list of targets for Wednesday night. Protests are being called to defend them #RefugeesWelcome

Watch this thread for local details 🧵

[Mel Dolittle @meldolittle]

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[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Yaxley-Lennon claims he has travelled overseas in search of a safe location for his family. He's complaining that the actions of others are now compromising that safety. Someone let Alanis Morissette know we've got a new verse for her...

[Mel Dolittle @meldolittle]

This is what a Billingham riot would be like 🤣🎶

[Dan Wood 🤍💛💙 @AudioRejectz]

Riots in Harrogate now, this was from 3 hours ago, 3 of them terrorising us locals... It's getting out of hand, we need to stop this!!!

#FarageRiots

[Mel Dolittle @meldolittle]

Darren’s a breath of fresh air 🩷

[Mel Dolittle @meldolittle]

@lorrainemking There was umpteen room for another on that door though 🚪🤣

[Mel Dolittle @meldolittle]

@swinnybottom @supertanskiii

[Mel Dolittle @meldolittle]

@BatterfishBlog @PolitlcsUK @Savanta_UK That’s because in 1997, things could only get better but in 2024, things probably can’t get any worse 😅

[Mel Dolittle @meldolittle]

@Conservatives I’m looking forward to living in a welcoming country ❤️🇬🇧

[Channel 4 @Channel4]

Important news for all Channel 4 viewers: https://t.co/RjOyYYIKbs

[Mel Dolittle @meldolittle]

@1970RobD @bengolik @ByDonkeys I thought it was a @ByDonkeys masterpiece when I spotted it on FB. It’s brilliant 👏🏻

[Ben Golik @bengolik]

Lest we forget, come July 4. #toriesaredone #sunak #apology #vote

[Keith Burge @carryonkeith]

"Hi Rishi, it's Michelle from Mone Military Uniforms."

[Mel Dolittle @meldolittle]

@carolvorders @CountBinface Bindependence Day, genius 👏🏻🗑️🤣

[Mel Dolittle @meldolittle]

Woody takes his British citizenship very seriously 🗳️🐾😁 #dogsatpollingstations #ToriesOut #romanianrescuedog #teesvalley #stocktonnorth #binben

[Mel Dolittle @meldolittle]

@swangell @Steven_Swinford I’ve had 3 separate Labour ones, including a poster for the window & only one leaflet for the Tories (Stockton North) - plus a council brochure including all parties & general info about what the mayor does … apparently 😅

[Mel Dolittle @meldolittle]

@Kwik_Fit @stressedofdevon Daily Barbie these days because Ken is for life and not just for Christmas 😂😂 could definitely do with an iPad though! Thanks for the tag 🩷