mel

i’m not even kidding

[Jack @GayLaVie]

Mr. Santos, when confronted on allegations he used campaign funds for Botox, appeared unmoved.

[charlie @chunkbardey]

HATE watching horror movies, LOVE reading horror movie plot summaries

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

i think we should bring back TBH’s because some of you needa hear about yourselves

[Emily Calandrelli @TheSpaceGal]

If you’re like “I don’t know anyone who’s had an abortion” what you’re actually saying is:
“No one I know trusts me enough to tell me about their abortion”

[mel @melea_k]

💀💀💀

[charles entertainment cheese @jmurffff]

a big part of 2010ish high school culture was hearing a guy go "unce unce unce unce" almost at all times. people forget but not me

[mel @melea_k]

@alexawhaley72 10

[The New York Times @nytimes]

When families learned a gunman had entered an elementary school in Uvalde, Texas, a brutal wait began. Police did not stop him for over an hour.

This is an account of each of those 78 minutes — told by videos, witness statements and accounts of 911 calls. https://t.co/cCrEh6c7pu

[dave horwitz🪣 @Dave_Horwitz]

Trader Joe’s? You mean the peanut butter cup store?

[morgan sung @morgan_sung]

if someone said "i love you in every universe" to me it would be an instant ick, but why did "in another life, i would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you" make me burst into tears

[Edith Puthie @malmxguinness]

having a Tony Soprano girl summer where i fight everyone and go to therapy

[Anya Volz @AnyaVolz]

why meet anyone on "the apps" when i could permanently alter the dynamics of my close friend group???

[Spac𝑒 @sadcrib]

never in my life have i heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume

[Ash Money Records™️ @LightsPlease___]

Imma tell y’all what’s funny.

Trying to be an informed American citizen while running into paywalls on any credible online news source.

[mel @melea_k]

i absolutely hate when tv shows/movies include COVID as plot line. why would i want to watch what i’ve lived through for 2 years