Marko Elezović

Scala \ JVM \ DDD \ Assembly

[Marko Elezović @melezov]

Clarification: I didn't care that much for the Beyond Jalapeno burger, but the thinner https://t.co/hI0WpkUd2a variant blew me away🍔

[Marko Elezović @melezov]

Why wasn't I informed that @BeyondMeat burgers are *awesome*? This is ridiculous, the food that my food eats shouldn't be tastier than the food I eat!

I will need to explore beyond this single incident, report any other illogically tasty vege dishes, pls.

[Marko Elezović @melezov]

I've recently joined Lemax as Head of Engineering and can't wait to find a Product counterpart.

If the position sounds interesting and you've got the XP - go and take a look at our job posting https://t.co/mZ0DxFzi8A

[Marko Elezović @melezov]

Hear ye, hear ye!
I need a Head of Product buddy who could join me and rule the travel industry together!

We don't necessarily need to take long walks in the sandy beaches, but we need to be a whisper away since that's the only way how Engineering and Product can work in a SaaS!

[Marko Elezović @melezov]

List of things I have at home, but forget to bring to camping every time because I didn't make a List:

+ Broom (for the Tent)
+ WiFi Repeater (camp WiFis are notoriously crap)
+ Clothesline pins (forget. every. time.)
+ Stuff for washing dishes and my own humon body
+ TBD

[Marko Elezović @melezov]

Accidently washed my @RevolutApp card and delighted at the results #serendipity

Step by step instructions:
1) place card in wallet
2) place wallet in pants
3) place pants in washer
4) run 1h daily wash 40°C, 800 centrifuge
5) pray to your favorite diety that the chip still works

[Marko Elezović @melezov]

@robertbasic I liked Remembrance of Earth's Past aka. Three Body Problem

[Marko Elezović @melezov]

@ivantopo @etorreborre Who is Mr. Crnković? My GoogleFu failed me :D

[Eric Torreborre @etorreborre]

Security is hard. But when you don't even try... https://t.co/uatFwJjXub

[Marko Elezović @melezov]

@ivantopo Probably Java. Big jawn. Sadness. Perhaps by 2050 it will look like something usable, things did progress a little in the last DECADE.

[Marko Elezović @melezov]

@ivantopo Go with three models; one internal since it will probably change in 7 months, 1 external since it will probably change in 7 days and one for spare parts if either of the other models stops being produced.

[Marko Elezović @melezov]

@ivantopo I'd suggest "bulkanization".

It evokes feelings of doing more stuff at once in a single place, and seems nicely opposite to Balkanization https://t.co/vndGvSHlks

[Marko Elezović @melezov]

In this week's State of Mars address we witnessed some shocking allegations ...

https://t.co/6t90LiSEe5

Looking forward to the Screen Adaptation of #TerraformingMars from @FryxGames 🤞

[Marko Elezović @melezov]

@ivantopo Is it a friend who shaves with you across the mirror? In his defense, he thought it was only 3 services...

[Marko Elezović @melezov]

@Ylodi Da se mjere vremena nekih skijanja ili Formule 1, skroz kužim nulu na kraju. Zaokružuje se barem red veličine veći od preciznosti mjerenja. Sa konverzijama je vjerojatno slično, standardizirana preciznosti zaokruživanja implicira na koliko decimala treba pazit pri operacijama...

[Marko Elezović @melezov]

@ivantopo Topo troll :D

[Marko Elezović @melezov]

Dio ljudi koji čekaju u redu za naručiti pizzu veličine moje ruke po 60 kuna na pizza festivalu.

Wolt kaže 15-20 minuta za neku normalnu, go figure

[Marko Elezović @melezov]

@denibertovic I highly recommend https://t.co/m9945BTrku