Melanie Rose

Teacher. Part-time rugby referee. Occasional gym goer, regular tea drinker.

[Melanie Rose @meliley]

@CharlieFelix Gutted to have missed you!

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@lisajewelluk DAY MADE!

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@lisajewelluk This it might be my favourite yet. Really hope Jane comes back in a future plot as a private investigator - she deserves return, with her ex step-son.

Audible did you proud - what a cast. #dontlethimin

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Oh now. Has Raye done a Bond theme?

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@AldertonDolly Oh god oh god I’ve cast the bloke from Baby Reindeer as my Andy. Is this okay?

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@Mick_Finnegan @CharlieFelix HAPPENED. Hope you’re both well!

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

HOT FUZZ was released 18 years ago today. The second entry in Edgar Wright’s Cornetto Trilogy and one of the most beloved British comedies this century, the tale of how it was made is like firing two guns whilst jumping through the air…

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@AdamDandy April 1st as in Fools’ Day? (Please pick me)

[Adam Dandy @AdamDandy]

We’ve got 10 Jumbo Bulk Bags of Dandy’s Organic VegeGrow Topsoil to GIVEAWAY to 10 people across the UK (1,000kg bag each). 💚LIKE, SHARE & COMMENT💚 to enter. Winner will be announced at 12 noon April 1st, in time for Easter delivery. 🐣 You can also order here: https://t.co/zCPQxcmAMN

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Quins or Cole. Wonder who Joe’s cheering?!

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Asda has missed a trick if they’re not using “driving gnome for Christmas” further into this ad campaign.

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Are we going for a Justin Elliott as Scrooge theme in the run up to Christmas? There are enough muppets…. #thearchers

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I want to be able to split screen my tv with my preference of events. How is this not a thing?!

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@oldandrewuk Wimbledon.

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It’s giving Eurovision vibes. #Paris2024

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@FAWales Crikey, I can’t imagine what your social media managers are enjoying right now based on what’s on @SkyNews . #PostOffceScandal

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@neil_north I did not know cricket bail was spelt like that!!! Amazing!

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I found out that we have the surname “King George” (double barrelled, no hyphen) in the family and I’m considering deed poll.

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This is my annual dahlia day; this year we have 15 raised and returned randoms (RRR - black pots) and 19 oh dear that’s a pretty new one varieties (ODPNO - mismatched coloured). Things have got out of hand. Again. #gardening