Melisa Aguilar-Rehm

Mom. Blogger. Personal Trainer. CrossFit coach. Baker. @Advocare_com Advisor. Owner of @anytimeinfred & Dripping Springs TX. #FitFluential Ambassador.

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@mosseri Reminds me of when U2 forced their shitty album on our iTunes without permission. I didn’t ask for this update. Take it back.

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Dear @instagram; I hardly ever get on twitter anymore but wanted to tell you - your new algorithm is TERRIBLE!! People get off Facebook for a reason. Don’t become Facebook.

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I have officially trained my child to yell from across the house "RICK!!! THE MEATLOAF!!" 😂

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When you ask your 2 yr old, "Did you go poo poo?" & she replies very confidently "NO, I FARTED!" I feel like that's a definite parenting win

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It's been a long time since I've tweeted or blogged. So here's both:
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@2caleb It's seriously zee best!

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Just witnessed a guy blastin "The Highwayman" while driving around in a mom car in the neighborhood. A cowboy can dream, right?

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Waiting for the doctor to come in the room and my child just farted twice. And it stinks. I hope they don't think it was me. Well played,Pep

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Red, Hot & Soul "Great Balls of Fire" with @2slick_rick. Parents… https://t.co/7ASCRpjjNP

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Family snuggles in bed, making waffles with Pepper, breakfast on the back porch. Heart is already full and it's not even 9am. 💓

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Pinche y la Pinche https://t.co/SiEw7EXLr5

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Every time I order a ribeye I'm reminded of why I never prefer to order one. Way. Too. Much. Chewing. Gimme dat filet please.

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In other news: my child moved my Twitter icon - so I've been MIA and well, ain't nobody got time to tweet from an actual computer. Pssshh

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I think @2Slick_Rick is getting his haircut at Supercuts today. May the lord be with you, boo. 😳

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Wait.....did @MacRichardATX just say @emily_richard is graduating college this year? Wow. Time flies. #churchfamily

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Founder's Day fun with amf0317 and Pep. We found out today that much… https://t.co/OPhltMtsMg

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Important life skills 101. https://t.co/PV40zFDVsA

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"So you're saying all of these flowers are here to just look at and�� https://t.co/0amhPC5yYa

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Sweaty Squad! Love coaching these ladies @thecombinesc. Always… https://t.co/vf2dSEVc4Y

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Pepper kept a close eye on the Easter bunny at church yesterday.… https://t.co/Bne9SbLZL9