Melissa Wagner

[Aaron Parnas @AaronParnas]

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

[Melissa Wagner @melish]

@DNIGabbard @POTUS Cool cool cool. Now do the same with the Epstein files!!

[Melissa Wagner @melish]

Oh hi. It’s been a minute. Things are really different here.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

They said you was high classed. Well, that was just a lie.

[Melissa Wagner @melish]

@JoshinTX_ 😂😂😂

[Melissa Wagner @melish]

A true hero. God speed, sir.

[Willie Geist @WillieGeist]

This is Ventura County Sherrif’s Sgt. Ron Helus, killed as he responded to stop the mass shooting at Borderline Bar and Grill in Thousand Oaks, CA. He was a 29-year vet nearing retirement, a husband, and a father.

“He died a hero. He went in to save other people.” RIP.

[Melissa Wagner @melish]

Security detail on point. https://t.co/p1ViQC2amv

[Melissa Wagner @melish]

I’m really tired of whining about how terrible I feel. Someone tell me everything is going to be okay.

[Melissa Wagner @melish]

@JoshinTX_ @megruffing So, how many times have you been asked that today??

[C. S. Lewis @CSLewisDaily]

“Don't let your happiness depend on something you may lose.”
#CSLewis

[Melissa Wagner @melish]

@GlitterRunner Being an aunt is the best thing ever.

[Melissa Wagner @melish]

The funniest thing on the internet today. 😂😂😂 I’m dead.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Suspicious Package Mailed To Joel Osteen Found To Contain Bible
https://t.co/SPWN4L0pn4

[Melissa Wagner @melish]

Current status at mo ranch. 😐 https://t.co/MGlow0wgS8

[Melissa Wagner @melish]

Upside: after a shot of toradol and a change in meds, I feel better than I have in a week. Downside: they’re back to throwing diagnoses on the wall to see if one sticks. So tired of playing this game.

[Melissa Wagner @melish]

I really feel like it’s time for someone to just take me out back and shoot me.

[Melissa Wagner @melish]

Surprise! We’re going to stick you in the shoulder 4 times and move the needle around while injecting stingy meds during your “follow up” appointment. 🤬😭🙅‍♀️

[Melissa Wagner @melish]

October 1st? Wasn’t it just April two weeks ago?

[Melissa Wagner @melish]

@hogleg Same.

[Great Minds Quotes @GreatestQuotes]

There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart's desire. The other is to get it. - George Bernard Shaw

[Melissa Wagner @melish]

Sitting in the H-E-B parking lot bawling my eyes out because a song reminded me of my grandmother. I blame you @JoshinTX_ 😭😭😭