🦃 NOT YET XMAS 🦃

sentient anxiety attack cosplaying as the life of the party.

[⋮Kal 🦇 @spookygalkal]

Turns out I wasn't depressed I just needed a divorce.

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Men are quick to say "Not all men."

Until...

- Their wife has a male best friend.
- Their girlfriend grabs lunch with a male coworker.
- A man starts chatting with their teenage daughter at the mall.
- They have a baby girl and suddenly see the world differently.

Then, all of a sudden, they know men. They know the risks. They know why women are cautious.

Funny how that works.

[mau @rllydu]

my ducks: in a row
my elephant: addressed
my eggs: several baskets
my bigger fish: fried

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Women hate men as a system, not as individuals.
Men hate women as people.
That's the issue.

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

i think it’s very sexy of me to still move with love in a world like this

[Ki @Kitranada]

I love that I’m not a casual person. Yes it IS that serious. Yes I DO care & things mean A LOT to me so I act like it. Everything it’s important!

[Kristin Chirico @KristinChirico]

Kinda starting to see why no one wanted you at their wedding, cunt!

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

ha — incredible — i’m good on swag but if you wanna give stuff away to some of the people who’ve been defending y’all’s honor in the thread that’d be pretty cool

[🦃 NOT YET XMAS 🦃 @meliss_a]

being sexually attracted to a 17 year old girl is probably fine as long as you keep it to your goddamn self. i wonder would what be different about me if my 40ish year old high school teacher had just kept it to his goddamn self.

[Richard Hanania @RichardHanania]

To call being attracted to 17 year-olds pedophilia is basically calling all men pedophiles.

It's like saying all white people are racist on account of the society they were born into.

Reject all forms of bigotry. https://t.co/oq8GCsOoWG

[Bob @PoopFromDaButt]

this is why in inglorious basterds they carved swastikas on the survivors heads

[rumi @painsting]

2025- “if he wanted to, he would”

2026- “if he won't, another man will”

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Adult to Adult: Find things to be excited about. Create plans to look forward to. Decorate the house during holidays. Make a playlist you only listen to on Tuesdays. Keep your favorite snacks stocked in case of a bad day. You have more control over your joy than you think. LIVE!

[🦃 NOT YET XMAS 🦃 @meliss_a]

i let him spin the block and he clowned me in the exact same way as last time ✌🏻

[nena! @adrizia4u]

Caption this

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

It's so funny how pizzagate was predicated on this belief that pedophiles communicate in elaborate codes and every Epstein email is like "having sex with underage girls later, hmu."

[Jill Filipovic @JillFilipovic]

“the funds we do have for mercy needs are for members of the church.” Are laws criminalizing abortion only for members of the church or are you happy to be a little more expansive with those?

[Aurora 🐊 @SpectralAurora_]

i bring a sort of "do not call women bitches" to the function that a lot of left wing men dont really like

[🦃 NOT YET XMAS 🦃 @meliss_a]

y’all are all BuT wHo WoULd pRoTeCt yOu and when faced with the opportunity you… don’t protect us

[Rafael A. Mangual @Rafa_Mangual]

See, the thing is, if you—as a law-abiding male—consider standing up and getting between this very aggressive, very large man (who obviously doesn’t consider himself bound by the social contract) and this poor woman, you have to first consider the following:

(1) You’re almost certain to end up in a fight—with the very large man *and* his friends…

(2) That fight could be even more asymmetrical given that you’ll be unarmed, and that a deadly weapon may very well be introduced into the situation by Mr. Antisocial (or his sidekicks)… and

(3) Even if you prevail in that fight, @ManhattanDA might try to put you in prison.

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

“The real problem with America is my bitch ex-wife” is perhaps the most MAGA take ever created