Melissa Ellis

#Rodan+Fields Independent Consultant & Personal Trainer wife w cats not kids living in Miami but still a Boston girl thru & thru. LOVE sports & LIVE for tennis

[Melissa Ellis @melissa2367]

Jimmy Kimmel’s Interview with James Talarico That the FCC Doesn’t Want Y... https://t.co/YJNeNZOCgq via @YouTube

[Melissa Ellis @melissa2367]

Yup

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Melissa Ellis @melissa2367]

service, and even more for the kindness and care you showed me.. it will forever be remembered. You’re quite special.

[Melissa Ellis @melissa2367]

So, @AmericanAir I’ve had some good flight attendants and some not so good, but last night on my 5:20 flight from O’Hare to Miami International I had a GREAT one! Courtney, if by some chance you ever see this, thank you again for your incredible

[Melissa Ellis @melissa2367]

@freemeri DITTO!!!!

[Melissa Ellis @melissa2367]

Thank God I have @StreamOnMax so I can actually watch tennis! Worst coverage ever @tntsports ! I don’t need to watch all the talking heads.. show the matches!! It’s a freaking major!

[Melissa Ellis @melissa2367]

Yep

[Karun Pal @karunpal]

Introverts want a quiet life. No drama. No games. No stress. Just peace and good vibes. Doing their thing. Chilling & vibing. Sitting on the porch, deep conversations with a loved one, sipping tea, and watching the sun go down in silence. A simple life. That's all they want.

[Melissa Ellis @melissa2367]

@freemeri @AvivaKlompas They go to Princeton and yet they are starving 🙄

[Melissa Ellis @melissa2367]

@SmartLess Now THAT is a group and a picture for the ages!!!!

[Melissa Ellis @melissa2367]

@mehdirhasan There’s obviously a lot of stupid amongst your friends and family, because helping to elect a racist dictator who will undoubtedly make things worse for Muslims does not scream rocket scientists. Misplaced anger helps no one and we will all end up screwed as a result.

[Melissa Ellis @melissa2367]

@AnnikaRoseSings 😢

[Karun Pal @karunpal]

Introverts can do nothing for hours. Don't ever ask "are you free". No, they aren't. They're doing nothing. NOTHING. Thinking nothing. Feeling nothing. They're just there. Existing. Staring at walls and all. That's how they refuel. Live. Feel whole again. But you won't get it.

[annika rose @AnnikaRoseSings]

hi guysssss i need ur help <<33

if u vote for me to be the opening act for the We Can Survive benefit concert i’ll play live in New York which would be a dreeeaaaamm 🥹
click the link & dm me so i can personally thank u if u vote!! :p
❣️all the love❣️

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[Melissa Ellis @melissa2367]

@AnnikaRoseSings Gorgeous!!!! ♥️

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

College graduation speeches are often evergreen. They can be given at any time, similar from decade to decade.

Which is why Illinois Governor J. B. Pritzker’s “How To Spot An Idiot” at Northwestern’s graduation is so genius.

It is the speech for TODAY

[annika rose @AnnikaRoseSings]

‘Dad’ (the visualizer) is live on my youtube :’)

https://t.co/0YUfKTysVE

[Melissa Ellis @melissa2367]

@AnnikaRoseSings Off to a great start! Lol

[annika rose @AnnikaRoseSings]

‘Dad’ is officially out now everywhere <3

https://t.co/0BPA7bgFfU

[annika rose @AnnikaRoseSings]

‘DAD’ COMES OUT AT MIDNIGHT vdjwhwowhwiwuwjwuw
🕺🏻
https://t.co/r2pxR2QIv6

[Melissa Ellis @melissa2367]

@AnnikaRoseSings I love you ❤️