Melissa Harrison

• Social Worker • Counselor • Advocate •

[Melissa Harrison @Melissa_Apple]

Read this. Then read it again. Then read it a few more times.

[Melissa Harrison @Melissa_Apple]

@Progressivist_ Just want everyone, especially @prunnestrand, to know that my decades long crush on JJ Redick stands.

[Melissa Harrison @Melissa_Apple]

@claire_summers7 Your followers are lame for this one

[Melissa Harrison @Melissa_Apple]

Arkansas will look like this and close school for 3 days but y’all are worried that a girl’s shoulders will “disrupt the learning environment.”

[Melissa Harrison @Melissa_Apple]

@ASAPCrocky Only if the game is just more Bill & Frank content 😂😂😂

[Melissa Harrison @Melissa_Apple]

I haven’t watched any of The Last of Us but Corey said “hey come here Ron Swanson is playing Ron Swanson in this show” and then accidentally witnessed the most beautiful hour of television ever created???

[Democratic Party of Arkansas @ArkDems]

Senator @GregLeding challenges the Senate to focus on policies that actually build a safer Arkansas.

"Where do we rank in children who've seen a drag show? I know where we rank in child food insecurity: number two. We rank 16th in teen suicide, 7th in child deaths by firearms."

[Melissa Harrison @Melissa_Apple]

Ever since Corey watched Rings of Power I just walk into the room and say “is that guy Sauron?” regardless of what show he’s watching, in case you guys were looking for any new ways to annoy your husbands.

[Melissa Harrison @Melissa_Apple]

@_katgrin So we just need @claire_summers7 to have some remaining polish as a true act of solidarity

[Melissa Harrison @Melissa_Apple]

If I leave nail polish on my fingers for more than 3 days I look like I’ve been working in the coal mines, but there’s still one sliver of nail polish on my toes from a pedicure I got in JULY. Science, please explain.

[David Barber @Barber4Arkansas]

This is your reminder that less than 25% of the adults in Arkansas voted for Sarah Huckabee Sanders. We are not a red state, we're a non-voting state.

[Melissa Harrison @Melissa_Apple]

Breaking: Tom Cotton scared of being permanently dubbed “Tom Cottonheaded Ninnymuggins” by Donald Trump

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

NBC News confirms: Arkansas Republican Tom Cotton will NOT be a presidential candidate in 2024. @MSNBC

[Kelly for Arkansas @Kelly4Arkansas]

My opponent was on @TheProblem with @jonstewart to defend Arkansas’ SAFE act that bans gender affirming healthcare (currently in federal court-results in mid Oct). The problem with this law is that the lawmakers didn’t bother to learn about gender affirming care. I can help🧵1/

[Melissa Harrison @Melissa_Apple]

Ok how did you guys know I put “Jon Stewart using basic facts and reality to embarrass Leslie Rutledge while defending trans kids” on my Christmas list???

[The Problem With Jon Stewart @TheProblem]

Jon interviewed Leslie Rutledge, Arkansas Attorney General, about why her state banned gender-affirming care for minors - ignoring the guidelines of major medical organizations and taking the decision out of parents’ hands. Watch the full interview on @AppleTVPlus

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

Remember this when they say school shootings are a product of students mental health. Remember in November and register to vote https://t.co/o3bAxY7Kw2

[Melissa Harrison @Melissa_Apple]

I am unwell. Un. Well.

[Laver Cup @LaverCup]

All the Fedal feelings.

#LaverCup

[The Baltimore Banner @BaltimoreBanner]

BREAKING NEWS: Judge throws out Adnan Syed conviction and orders him to be released. https://t.co/knpChgBwkx

[Melissa Harrison @Melissa_Apple]

Just thinking about how Queen Elizabeth��s coronation was groundbreaking because it was televised with new camera technology and her funeral will probably be live streamed on YouTube and people will post memes to their finsta accounts about it

[Melissa Harrison @Melissa_Apple]

@_katgrin @burn_the_nett I left @c_harrison7 to die as his penance, which is what was in our vows.

[Melissa Harrison @Melissa_Apple]

Corey just said he didn’t pay attention to his work’s sick leave policy because “I don’t get sick” and smh what is this immune system privilege™️ 😩😤🙄