M

hey, hi how ya durrn?

[J @wheretfisjen]

yall mind if I fuck up a bloody mary and watch some college football

[Kelly @kellyyycccc5]

This Chicago weather smells like I need someone come to happy hour with me

[M @melissabrazaa]

Can someone get this for me plz

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

WHO IS THIS DIVA?

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

my type

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

can i come over and do this

[jynx @jynxbby]

don't ask me if i wanna go out this summer, just pick me up

[justasistertryingtotweet @Igottafigh64510]

#Savage 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[jynx @jynxbby]

me telling him “have a good day” after i just ruined it

[gia (taylor’s version) @giamariano5]

nothing worse than showing up to a restaurant hungover and you see this size of water cups

[fallon iverson @daFalligator]

Truly cannot get enough of these diva edits of Punxsutawney Phil.

[fluffypoofer @fluffypoofa]

Bad piggies get 5 minutes of air jail

[Fyr ☁︎ @HavocFreestyle]

I never seen a more accurate tweet

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

can i come over and do this

[jynx @jynxbby]

“i’m in your city”

uhhh have fun??

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

Latest update from Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass:

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

Pasta looks like he's robbed a minimum of 3 trains

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

can i get a kids menu & a margarita please