Melissa Jane

Colorado farm girl living in KCMO. I don’t tweet often, just here to learn from others.

[Melissa Jane @melissajane22]

Enter2WIN Hot Wheels Monster Truck Tickets #ifamilykc #enter2win #HotWheels #MonsterTruck https://t.co/LsMc0jS4wv

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@Gordon12Jake Jake it’s me and im so very proud of it I had to share

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# https://t.co/fu6yPLiVLW

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Not much getting done around here… again… and that’s ok

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@stalenate You’re the best dad❤️

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@MetaMagePhil Why have I never heard this!?? I agree!

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@Gordon12Jake Maybe you need to come to a royals game to help your attitude

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@Gordon12Jake I can’t tell you how much I’ve laughed at this.

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@Gordon12Jake That’s unfortunate and hilarious

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@Gordon12Jake @stalenate @PhilTheBobcat He’s really happy you’re taking such good care of bonkers though

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@JimmyFaseler The Rockies paid the Cardinals $50 million to take their best player, Nolan Arenado today, I’d be super sad if they got you too...so I’m glad it’s just Covid.

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@Gordon12Jake @Rockies Turns out not a rumor , I hate it.

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@Gordon12Jake @Rockies Especially to the cardinals

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@Gordon12Jake @stalenate Boujie? I’m not sure about that

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“Mom if YOU are naughty Santa is going to bring you rotten beer” -my 4yr old

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@stalenate You could say it was Maximum Destruction 😎

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Hope Joe Biden can work a “you’re fired” into his next speech

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@LeonDrinksFreon

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How did this age ?

[Melissa Jane @melissajane22]

If I can wear a mask throughout labor with no epidural (my baby came so fast there wasn’t enough time to get one) any of you goons should be able to wear one too.