Melissa

Marketer | Spinner | TV Binger
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[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

and last thing I hope this album finally clears out everyone who became a swiftie after folklore because the internet told them she was cool now and have been bitching and moaning ever since that taylor swift albums are written by and about taylor swift

[jen 🍅 @jenrara]

trying to read that taylor swift letter on mobile

[Meg @corporatecake]

I’m gonna learn who the next pope is from Pope Crave, aren’t I?

[Shelby Cassesse @ShelbyCassesse]

All the Crosby/Ovechkin talk tonight totally pulled this commercial from the archives of my brain.

It’s 18-years-old. 😥👵🏻

[trash jones @jzux]

“alcohol is bad for you” “screen time is bad for you” my brain is full of microplastics just let me have this

[vampire workday @imbobswaget]

have the creators of the pitt considered that i would like to watch an episode every night

[Sweet Momissa @sweetmomissa]

I bring a very “are you going to eat your pickle” vibe to lunch meetings.

[patrick @muldowney]

For Pittsburgh people of a certain age, Mike Lange's voice is a time machine.

I know every city loves the hometown broadcast crew they grew up with, but it is impossible to overstate how much Lange meant to every single Pens fan in Pittsburgh. We had it good.

[trash jones @jzux]

just took home gold in the falling asleep on the couch olympics

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

As we head into 2025, remember that 1980 is 20 years ago. We all agreed on this.

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

when my gen-z coworker invites me to their 23rd birthday party at 10pm

[flamin nora @katieogunsakin]

I feel like the dark this year is darker than last year. I have absolutely no science to back this up but I feel that it is too dark

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

I’m gonna barf.

[Emma Wager @emmawage]

Me checking Twitter all day like they’re going to surprise drop the election results a day early

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

they really taught me everything i know

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

when you're the only chronically online family member

[wet dog @russianmomm]

checking my bank account to see how ethical i want to be with my egg purchase