Melissa 🐈

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[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

I’m constantly telling myself “No one notices the small weird things I do!!!” and then I come on this website full of people doing exactly that

[Sturgill @WildcatThicket]

Remember in the movie idiocracy when they went to a theatre and the movie was only a bare asss farting on the screen?

We there

[sarّ @saturn3tar]

Was what we had real or cake

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

my most embarrassing and juvenile hope is that one day this app becomes twitter again

[annie @sweetndpolite]

when goodreads emails you to let you that you just finished a book like thanks beast i was the one who told you that though

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

me putting my winter coat away for the 8th time this spring

[Jackson @zeroxjackson]

To those who leave the airplane window closed during takeoff/landing,

Have you no whimsy?
No childlike wonder?

Are the subtle joys of life lost on you, air traveler?

Hath ye spirit died already, body unburied?

[Melissa 🐈 @melissasherrill]

My bracket is done for 😭

[WVU Women's Basketball @WVUWBB]

Final.

UK 74
WVU 73

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

One thing about 3pm is that it is the end of the day.

[Kassie Watt @kassieepstein]

There are no 2 temperatures further apart than 55° in March and 55° in September

[cal? @cal_gif]

how it feels to be slightly too drunk to understand the board game rules

[alexis amber 💌 @daiquiriheiress]

and that’s just mine

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

sorry i can’t hang out today i have to wait until im perfect

[Frank Morano @frankmorano]

Say what you want about the Groundhog, that rodent knows weather.

[doxie @doxie_gay]

me at the gym after buying keratin instead of creatine

[al @fxingalx]

“Only eat food with ingredients you can pronounce!” Ok well what if I’m really good at pronouncing words? What if I’m just a better reader than you? Is it healthier for me?

[Rats @LegalizeRats]

Flat rat.

[Cooper Lawrence @CooperLawrence]

Went for a job at Starbucks and they told me to write “Stefanie” on a cup with a “ph” so I wrote “Phefanie” and they made me regional manager

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

my whimsical & trusting heart has led me to the world’s worst gimmicky potato chip flavors