Miss Story

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

2-year-old: I'm doing something.

Me: What are you doing?

2: Something!

I should've listened the first time.

[Miss Story @melissastory91]

Glad I’m not the only one with a terrible influence of a child 😂

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

[driving]

4-year-old: The sign says go faster.

Me: It says no parking.

4: It says no parking because you have to go faster.

[Team Canada @TeamCanada]

From competitors on the ice to partners for life.

Congrats! 🎉 @gapps10 🇨🇦 & @mduggan10 🇺🇸

[CTV News @CTVNews]

Canada to implement new 5-week parental sharing benefit https://t.co/KjztEt39Tg #cdnpoli

[Miss Story @melissastory91]

Just made my 3 y/o daughter’s morning because I bought new handsoap. We discussed it in depth for at least 5 minutes, consistency, smell, packaging, bubble quantity... that’s totally normal right? #ConversationsWithMy3YearOld #McKinleyMae #LiveCleanSoap

[Valenciá De’La Clay-Bell @valenciadclay]

Truth is: I am content. I’m good where I am. I don’t hear enough people saying this. Everyone is trying to be more and more. When you’re content, you never have to try. You just be what you desire to be.

[Mommy Owl @Mommy__Owl]

Good news: my daughter finally learned the name of the girl she’s been referring to as her “best friend” for the last year.

[Mommy Owl @Mommy__Owl]

Raising kids is an endless cycle of telling yourself, “I just need to get through this phase.”

[motionball @motionball]

Good luck to everyone hitting the grass today out in City Park for motionball's Marathon of Sport Kelowna ⚽️🏀🏈 You Got This 💪✨ #motionball #MarathonOfSport

[The ParentNormal @ParentNormal]

New Slogan Idea for Band-Aid: Adhesive bandages for some actual injuries but mostly the imagined ones.

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

I don’t care if your family or friend, old or young, if my kid doesn’t want to hug or kiss you then that’s that. I won’t be encouraging or bribing them. Their body, their choice.

[Miss Story @melissastory91]

If your 3 y/o daughter told you that your mac and cheese tastes like bird food and dinosaur teeth... how would you take that? 🐤🍴🦖😬

#AskingForAFriend #McKinleyMae

[Miss Story @melissastory91]

3yo: *tries to poke my glasses*
Me: “Hey, don’t poke my glasses”
3yo: “why?”
Me: “I won’t be able to see”
3yo: “You’ll see my fingerprints”
#ConversationsWithMyThreeYearOld #McKinleyMae

[Miss Story @melissastory91]

3yo: “good morning”
Me: “good morning”
3yo: “I had a good dream”
Me:”Oh really? What was it about?”
3yo: “I was watching my tablet”

[Adam Rippon @AdamRippon]

I mean 💁🏼‍♂️ https://t.co/d96qkfzAUA

[Adam Rippon @AdamRippon]

When people ask me to do a million things: “I’m not your monkey!”

When people ask me to do a million things but there’s a photo shoot involved:

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

Crop your screenshots before you text them, you fucking monsters. Your 6% battery charge is freaking everyone out.

[Miss Story @melissastory91]

@SYSKPodcast Definitely was talking about Stuff You Missed In History!

[Global Okanagan @GlobalOkanagan]

Woman with south Okanagan roots goes #missing in Vancouver. Maria Kruger hasn't been seen since Sunday. https://t.co/jnna9fPkvt

[The ParentNormal @ParentNormal]

When a toddler says they want to talk on the phone, they really just want to hang up on somebody.