Melissa

[c.j. @cjdawz]

Icebreaker at work meeting today was how do you destress. And they expect me not to say get high and watch housewives

[julia, u know ill nvr make a fool of ya @Nellythamenace]

You HAVE to enjoy life after you get off work or you gone feel like you slaving away. Like PLEASE go have drinks on a random Wednesday. YES do that beach picnic too. That’s right, go practice pottery on a Tuesday evening. That go to work, go home, go to work, go home shit is 0/10

[sindi! @sindiisocool]

I hate male centred women as much as I hate men, you can all go to hell

[Ous'B 💚 @BongsMahlangu_]

Tip: Never let a man or your job get in the way of your gym routine

[Melissa @melissawithonel]

@Ask_Spectrum internet has been out for over 24 hrs now in west la 90066. what is going onnnnn

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

"let me ask chat gpt"
me:

[girly&wordly @Brieyonce]

Buying a home as a single woman then dating a man that rents and eventually moves into your home is truly a concept I can’t wrap my head around fully.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

having someone over to your apartment is so intimate. it's like welcome! so this is all my stuff

[𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺 @simphiweyinkoc_]

The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize… the people making the decisions rarely understand the work.

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

if your job is still WFH its basically like having a rent controlled apartment. u cant leave cause nobody is hiring for these anymore

[ꉂ • ༚ • ིྀ @misskerrington]

all of my friends have something that i admire about them. the hustle, style, the way they move, beauty, free spirit, intelligence & more.. it’s so important to have ppl around you that motivate you in some kind of way

[dekalb doll ⭐️ @stilllbarbie]

when I was watching insecure in my early 20s, I remember thinking “how are these bitches almost 30 still going through this”

at 29…baby I underSTAND do ya hea me!

[R @randi9320]

Happy birthday, dad. They went back-to-back this time!

[ky¹⁷ @sshottanii]

start of the season → end of the season 💙

[Angry Mariners Fan @AngryMariners]

Nah in all seriousness, they blew a 3-2 series lead in the World Series AT HOME?!

And that INCLUDED blowing a 3-0 lead IN GAME 7?!

Which also Includes A BLOWN SAVE??

And also having the bases loaded in the bottom of the 9th and not scoring???

After spending DAYS talking the shit of their lives to Mariners fans??

After chanting “We don’t need you” to the greatest baseball player on Earth?!?!?!

[🩻spooky yamacookie⛓️👻 @BoyslnBIue]

Yama throwing the first and last pitch of the MLB season on two different continents.....only a bad bitch could......

[mar @sedicisiegel]

YOSHINOBU YAMAMOTO. WORLD SERIES MVP.

[lizzy🔪 @lzzybats]

don't forget to give will smith his flowers. dude caught more innings than any catcher in world series history and hit the go ahead homerun. legend.

[cold viet man nascar guy fuotball (blue check) @maqwelll]

Roki Sasaki was born in Rikuzentakata, one of the worst hit towns in the 2011 tsunami. He lost his grandparents, his father, he’s overcome so much. AND NOW HE’S A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION

BAILALO ROKI I’M SO HAPPY FOR YOU