Melissa 🌱

My name is Melissa and I am writing a series of new adult 🏳️‍🌈 novels set in San Francisco. Library Lady and MLIS- 2021📚Scrappy & Hungry in:

[erin ! @sportsenjoyer22]

based bar bathroom

[debs 🏒🩸 IWTV/TVL spoilers @ilyaslestat]

the future liberals want

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This reminds me of the time my ex hushand went FB official with the girl he had an affair with and all the comments were like “what took you so long!?”

[woahh mann @ashhhhhhole]

so my parents divorce got finalized this morning and the first thing my dad does is change his profile picture to a pic of him and the woman he’s been cheating on my mom with for the last 5 years lol

[reverend DIVA DOWN!!!! @buzzfeedquahog]

happy pride month 🫶🫦

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Yeah when I saw this guy’s rebuttal I was like “you could have just kept quiet and dealt with your issues in private but instead you decided to put the blame on her.” It didn’t feel right.

[a. @jjoeypotter]

yet another man causing a witch hunt against a woman that was groomed then abused by a rich man. & now he is trying to destroy and smear her because she left him.

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Apparently I have a limit to how long I can hang out at a tattoo shop listening to people who get tattoos at tattoo conventions.

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@ashawolves @oldenoughtosay @Carlolso I’m happy you are getting this attention, Asha. Good for you. I’ve actually heard the term itsu before, but even if I hadn’t, the context clues are right there. Just mull it all over.

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Wait but what if we get a Panorama style interview with the shoulder pads and black eye liner?

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Any former grocery store bakery clerk would know that the bread is still just a tad too warm, it’s gummed up the blade and this is the result.

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

the machines level of confidence is inspiring

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YOU HAVENT LIVED UNTIL UFC FIGHT VERY LOUD

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YES! They are MESSY. He had to take time off from heading the Egyptology department because Yale was worried about him tarnishing the department’s reputation.

[Sorcha Ní Nia @Luiseach]

oh my gods what an annotation

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Wait is there Space Station drama?

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@happy_at_home_ @jfitzgeraldMD “Perfectly fine” now. Report back in 10 years.

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I’m sorry, I can’t, someone on FB is calling themselves an archeologist but doesn’t want to cite their sources.

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@ktagart @BabsVan This is the exact reason for why my parents got a new puppy after their older dog passed away. My dad said that the house was as missing a little bit of life, and it was too quiet without the sound of a creature milling around.

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@GothHistorian @ no fly list please

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What is missing from the debate is “I wasn’t wowed by the books so I wasn’t wowed by the show.��

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But what if the mom hawks essential oils and the dad has a hashtag Kubota and their 2 year old just had a rodeo themed bday party and they have a cringy Christian marriage advice podcast? What then?

[caymi🧸☁️ @cowboylikecaymi]

this isn’t usually what i post on twitter but this is such an important message;
i’m BEGGING all of u to stop watching family youtube/tiktok channels. as an international advocate who fights for the rights & safety of children online, as someone who grew up with a mommy blogger+