Melissa

Author. Linguist. Conversation Analyst. Mythology. Wife. Pawrent. 50% @temmemeil

[Melissa @meliswrite]

Mythos: A Map to Myths, Metaphors, and Dreams is in B&N and Amazon! A linguist's take in how we can use metaphors and mythology to evolve our conversations and understand each other in meaningful ways.
#WritingCommunity
#Metaphors
#Mythology
#Author

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[Melissa @meliswrite]

#tb to when I got to be on a podcast and talk all about curse words. That was a fun day.

#badwords #linguistthings #LANGUAGE
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[Melissa @meliswrite]

Is it quite obvious yet that I remain noncommittal about my social media ubiquity?
#badmillennial

[grace spelman @GraceSpelman]

me: gender is a social construct

me to my cat: Mr. Sir! You are just a little boy who is a man. Mr. Sir Boy!

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

. @JoeBiden dude u have been president for 40 days where are all the new epsodes of seinfeld u promised

[Melissa @meliswrite]

@MaroftheBooks I read Stephen King! No one does character building like him.

[Melissa @meliswrite]

@Bellemoon99 👏👏👏

[Melissa @meliswrite]

Used @canva to design a potential cover for my book today! Eep! I'm almost done editing (this time for real! ...🤞)!
#bookcovers #Selfpublishing #amwriting #amediting #writer #artists

[Melissa @meliswrite]

My husband & I released an ebook! "Myths We Live By" incorporates psychology, communication, self-development, & mythology principles.
It comes with both the text and an audio version narrated by us!
#ebook #amwriting #myth #selfdevelopment #audiobook

https://t.co/0mYgrswCNC

[Melissa @meliswrite]

Go check it out!

https://t.co/0mYgrswCNC

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

what if we all simply voluntered to help the USPS like jery

[Melissa @meliswrite]

@ForgottenBkmrks Beautiful! 😍

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

gerge take it personaly when secret police refuse to abduct him

[Melissa @meliswrite]

@JerrySeinfeld we demand an (affirmative) answer.

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

2020 is the decade that will determine the future of humanity

As a civilization we have 2 make a profound choice
one that is more urgent than ever

will we put seinfeld back on tv with brand new epsodes?

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

when u have to cancel the trip to sweden u were planning in june

[Melissa @meliswrite]

It me.

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

jery experience nonstop low level anxiety attack

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

A lot of talk about reopening America but not enough talk abt reopening seinfeld

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

roses are red

farmers have cows

all day im screaming

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

cant sleep

thinking about seinfedl

[Melissa @meliswrite]

Update: Thanks to everyone who supported my husband's book the week of its release, we got our kitten!
Meet Rory: 3lbs, 10 weeks, full of spunk 🥰
#kittensoftwitter #kittens #CatsOfTwitter #CatsOnTwitter #catstagram