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[mel b @meljbar]

Rumors by Lindsay Lohan is my favorite song

[The Elysian @ElysianTheater]

#LosAngeles! Forget About Spaghetti Festival starts NEXT WEEK.

We've released a VERY LIMITED amount of cheap as hell FESTIVAL PASSES that get you into every single show!

Get your ass a pass 😘😉 $49 buy 'em here:
https://t.co/8eboX9xXye

[mitch f. anderson @MitchFAnderson]

I love @joysbnb so much

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@JessyMornerRitt
@qveenofspain
@davidschedule
@brooklynfungus
@jamieloftusHELP
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produced by the essential @meljbar
hosted by the essential @ElysianTheater

[randomcontrol @wasteofaface]

We should all just throw on pinnies and scrimmage

[mel b @meljbar]

someone needs to do something about the names Marilyn Monroe and Marilyn Manson being so similar

[Anna Seregina @touchingcheeses]

A great piece on the @ElysianTheater in LA Times today featuring an incredible write up my & @KyleMizono’s monthly show, @goopyshow 😭😭😭 I love the Elysian and @kbanf so much, and I am so grateful to be part of something so creative and inspiring 💙💙💙

[mel b @meljbar]

is anyone ever going to tell me what i’m supposed to do with all these pennies

[GOOPY @goopyshow]

✨GOOPY, an elegant monthly creation by @touchingcheeses & @KyleMizono at @ElysianTheater, is 2 WEEKS AWAY!

feat @NonProfitComic, @ThatsSoLampy, @ChrisThayerSays, Clare O’Kane, @nicknaney, @jetzotime, @bruce_bundy, & more!

✨FRI DEC 17 @ 8:00PM!

TIX: https://t.co/GNlKqty8YZ

[Heidi Montag @heidimontag]

I want to start reading books again.

[Joy's Bed & Breakfast @joysbnb]

the first Joy's Bed & Breakfast variety show is SAT 11/6 @ 7PM at @ElysianTheater

comedy from @camirinfarmer, @calebsaysthings, @icarlykane, @touchingcheeses + @KyleMizono

comedy & dance from Bruce Bundy

music from @IANSWEETWEET

+ butler Isabella Gerasole

LINK TO TIX IN BIO

[LOOSE @loosecomedyla]

a new weekly comedy show !!! LOOSE starts monday 10/11 @ 8pm @ little joy !!!

hosted by @_chrisgarcia @bornferal @touchingcheeses @justaboutglad

featuring @lizzycooperman @ChrisEstrada85 @anthonyoberbeck @MattBarats @CarmChristopher

FREE. link in bio to rsvp. vax required.

[mel b @meljbar]

all record stores are required to have at least 1 copy of the soundtrack for the jennifer lawrence vehicle JOY

[Joe Pera @JosephPera]

Excited to announce that @conner_omalley and I are opening a Skywalker Ranch but for alternative comedy on a superfund site in central Michigan

[mel b @meljbar]

if u don’t think about it too hard doesn’t it kind of seem like elvis presley and amy winehouse are from the same era

[mel b @meljbar]

@sspangs exactly...i was thinking “wow, for The Devil Wears Prada?”

[mel b @meljbar]

another little fact about me is that every time someone talks about adrien brody i picture adrian grenier

[mel b @meljbar]

any movie i fall asleep watching automatically gets at least 3 stars from me bc i love to nap

[mel b @meljbar]

a little fact about me is that every time someone talks about sharon stone i picture sharon osbourne

[mel b @meljbar]

@JoeGietzen i’ve been waiting for this