Mell Diffey

I ride like a girl...... try to keep up!!

[Mell Diffey @mell_diffey]

Please support M and Em who are fundraising for Women v Cancer Ride the Night 2020 on JustGiving. https://t.co/KRrRFfaRdm

[Mell Diffey @mell_diffey]

@SkyHelpTeam your 4g coverage has been awful over the past few days. Really, really poor. Is there an issue?

[Mell Diffey @mell_diffey]

@SkyHelpTeam your phone signal has been awful for the past week!! And the WiFi even worse!! What is going on??? #lagging

[Mell Diffey @mell_diffey]

@SussexRoadsPol How the driver didn’t think any attn would be drawn to them, baffles me!

[Shoreham Lifeboat @SLifeboatRNLI]

Training evening with an added friend along for the ride....🐬🌅 #RNLI #sunset

[Morrisons @Morrisons]

Day 2 and they still suspect nothing... #ifyouknowyouknow #FreeCuthbert

[Mell Diffey @mell_diffey]

@lloyd_rm great to have you in store,to see how @Morrisons is supporting the local community! From our grab bags at the front of store, pizzas for kids at half term and our elderly and vulnerable service that delivers all over Brighton! Thank you for coming 😀

[Lloyd Russell-Moyle 🏳️‍🌈🏕️ @lloyd_rm]

Great to visit @Morrisons this morning to volunteer with the Moulsecoomb social supermarket and food bank.

Thank you to all the organisers and volunteers who work so hard.

[Mell Diffey @mell_diffey]

@lloyd_rm @Morrisons Thanks for visiting us Lloyd. Always good to show what our great customers are doing to support the local community of Brighton.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

The rest of the year in one paragraph:

Pancake day, chocolate eggs, wow the sun’s out it’s like summer!, raining now, argh 3 days of too hot!, nearly Christmas, scary night, fireworks night, Xmas proper, new year, 2 days of fitness, snow warnings, back to where we are. Done.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Knowing things are getting to you when you start asking “been up to much?” to the dog.*

*bonus points if you don’t even have a dog.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

At last, more three-word horror stories!

Got a minute?
Emergency Zoom call
The boiler’s broken
It’s gone everywhere
Password not recognised
Dry clean only
Another Covid briefing
Next slide please
Forgotten my mask
What’s that smell?
Probably the clutch
Completely sugar-free

[Mell Diffey @mell_diffey]

@djnickosborne Agreed!

[Mell Diffey @mell_diffey]

@Retailathlete @Swim_England This is my next one.

[Mell Diffey @mell_diffey]

@Retailathlete @dresserman @SamRJHyde Double Big Mac, 6 chicken nuggets, cheese bites, go large and a Diet Coke please! 🤣🤣

[Mell Diffey @mell_diffey]

Yep!

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Mood:

“I’m not in the mood”

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“What’s your dream dinner party guest list?”
“Just me, I think”

[Mell Diffey @mell_diffey]

@danleespencer So proud of you! Well done Dan!