Mary Ellen Carmody

[Mary Ellen Carmody @MellenCar]

@SprintPlanner @marbelysmoreno6 I think it’s a facelift and it stretched the nose incidentally.

[Football Fanatics @FFB_Fanatics]

Someone check Josh Allen’s DraftKings account

[Mary Ellen Carmody @MellenCar]

@daftex76 @SportsCenter @NFL And a QB who just happened to forget to protect the ball while running right into two defenders. 🤔

[Mary Ellen Carmody @MellenCar]

@NathansSGC10s @KDPomp Even his reaction seemed fake.

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of a lot of stuff and then asked it write a whole freaking book and it did. With scripts (old & NEW) + all new formats (Shakespeare, poetry, horoscopes, and more)!

Out on Nov. 17th (just in time for Thanksgiving)!

Link in bio to order!🤖

[Mary Ellen Carmody @MellenCar]

So ready for a cozy getaway @bookingcom #sendmethere #Sweepstakes

[Sun Min Kimes @sunminkimes]

Tony Romo “this is the best football game in NFL history”

[Mary Ellen Carmody @MellenCar]

@Candy_Slice We just scheduled delivery of ours that we ordered 4 months ago and the joy is so real. 🤩

[Mary Ellen Carmody @MellenCar]

THIS!

[Maya Angelou @DrMayaAngelou]

"The desire to reach the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise and most possible." #MayaAngelou

[Madeleine Albright @madeleine]

Congratulations to our great new leaders, @JoeBiden and @KamalaHarris.

Let’s celebrate the resilience of our democracy and applaud the shattering of another glass ceiling.

We need them, and they will need us, to bring the country together and restore the soul of America.

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

new rule: you don’t get to listen to Christmas music until after you’ve voted

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

the fun thing about 11pm is that I could be awake for five more minutes or three more hours and I have no idea which one it is

[Meet the Press @MeetThePress]

"The president is contagious. As an outbreak continues to rage around him ... we are up to FIFTEEN people connected to the White House or the Trump campaign have now tested positive for COVID in ... 8-10 days." — @ChuckTodd #MTPDaily

[Mary Ellen Carmody @MellenCar]

@JusticeGGreen 😭 THE MEMORIES!!! Can’t wait for this.

[Mary Ellen Carmody @MellenCar]

@JusticeGGreen @theusofallison @kayhaby @betchesluvthis 💯💯💯 realized this when stuck at a bar in Eminence, MO at 1am needing a pick me up.

[K A K U 🔻🔻🔻 @BKK @Kakuberry]

No...this is not a video from last year. This was footage from an actual festival that I played last week in Taiwan. This is proof that when an entire country follows protocols to control Covid-19 transmission from the very beginning, we can live normally again!

[Justice Gilpin-Green @JusticeGGreen]

#RubyBridges is only 66 today.

That’s it.

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

I miss 2009 when people would update their relationship status on Facebook the second they broke up. that level of tea was unparalleled