marie

the best carpenter since Jesus

[marie @mellifiedman]

Feels weirder and weirder to log back in here. Abandoning this site has been a totally beneficial move except for, weirdly specifically, making me lose track of when new sff books are coming out. Authors really all got siloed onto here and never left, huh

[marie @mellifiedman]

Whew I haven't been on here for a minute. Life events you missed include: getting engaged, birth of my very tiny baby brother (almost a month old!!)

[marie @mellifiedman]

@still___mandy The one here in sunset park is really good! I go wild for their fasolia

[marie @mellifiedman]

I am basically only existing on Tumblr at this point. Didn't even notice it happening! I am, as ever, the same handle on there if you miss me

[marie @mellifiedman]

@still___mandy Me...

[marie @mellifiedman]

My dad is having another kid l o l 🫠

[marie @mellifiedman]

Scariest feeling in the world is when you're drunk and a Fun. song starts playing in the Spanish diner at 11pm

[marie @mellifiedman]

True romance is your boyfriend looking up from Twitter, staring deeply into your eyes, and saying "please don't die in the next 9/11" with zero context

[marie @mellifiedman]

I am TRYING to listen to MY extremely mid melodic hardcore, dickhead!!

[marie @mellifiedman]

About to start a blood feud with whichever genius on this floor keeps accidentally connecting to our shop speaker, playing ten seconds of extremely mid rap, and then disconnecting

[marie @mellifiedman]

Maybe tonight is the night I give in and use flexbox or grid or whatever instead of torturing myself for fun

[marie @mellifiedman]

I've been working very hard to make my neocities site look worse, and I think it's almost ready for primetime

https://t.co/DjQFK71NMO

[marie @mellifiedman]

Hahaha oh my God, I accidentally deleted my neocities tweet instead of retweeting it. I'm so good at this. But I was serious!

➡️ https://t.co/72w5hsF1l2

Reply with your own site ASAP pls

[marie @mellifiedman]

@gehns233rd Yesss.....yessss!

[marie @mellifiedman]

@luckywarp That's why I think it must be coconut milk or something? But honestly, the fact that it's unspecified makes it so much scarier

[marie @mellifiedman]

Local coffee shop has come up with their answer to the Starbucks pink drink: hibiscus iced tea, "citrus," and milk. I ordered one and - you're never gonna believe this - it's not good.

[marie @mellifiedman]

Imagine a lassi, but evil

[marie @mellifiedman]

@still___mandy I feel like it's gotta be a plant milk, but the sign didn't say!!!

[marie @mellifiedman]

Ended up chitchatting with a bunch of aunts and uncles, though, and the baby's grandmother had a lot of questions about cabinetmaking. Possibly these people are my family now

[marie @mellifiedman]

I went to get lunch alone at a sit-down restaurant yesterday, crossing my fingers that it wouldn't be weird, and realized about 5 minutes in that i was the only patron who wasn't there for a local baby's 1st birthday party. They seated two 5-year-olds next to me at the bar