Melanie

[Melanie @mellluhhknee]

@stephnutty Mandela effect, for sureee

[Melanie @mellluhhknee]

Today, I opened the fridge.. saw a jar of pickles.. opened the jar.. and ate a spear of dill pickle and ENJOYED IT 🤯 Took 31 yrs to like pickles.

[Melanie @mellluhhknee]

One minute you’re basically living out of your car cause you’re on a 14 day bender.. and the next minute you’re pulling out your babies boogies and don’t have a tissue so you wipe them on the inside of your sock.

[Melanie @mellluhhknee]

FINALLY 🙌🏽🙌🏽

[HARDY @HardyMusic]

Thanks for being patient, here :)

https://t.co/PkQZqhe1P4

[Melanie @mellluhhknee]

I miss smiling at strangers in grocery stores.

[CAL FIRE Nevada-Yuba-Placer Unit @CALFIRENEU]

#JonesIncident [Final] Jones Bar Road and Newtown Road in Nevada County is 705 acres and 100% contained.

[Melanie @mellluhhknee]

There’s 168 hours in the week, 40-50 of them are spent working. 10 of them are spent commuting and on lunch. 56 of them are spent sleeping. Leaving me 52 hours for life. That means 30.95% of your week is for yourself.

[Melanie @mellluhhknee]

I found a gray hair today.

[Melanie @mellluhhknee]

@Austin_33 Me. Where do you want to go?

[Melanie @mellluhhknee]

I forget how much I love 2000s Rock until I listen to it and instant mood boost 🙌🏽

[Carissa Stanton @kissstanton]

My dream guy has under 600 Instagram followers, 37 posts, hasn’t posted since 2018 and doesn’t know how to work stories.

[Melanie @mellluhhknee]

It should be girl code that whatever you over hear at a hair salon should stay in the hair salon.

[Melanie @mellluhhknee]

@brandoistaken HAHAH my life would be over

[Melanie @mellluhhknee]

What if Find Your Friends app notified the other person you were searching for...

[Melanie @mellluhhknee]

@waffgang @Austin_33 Miss you jerks

[Melanie @mellluhhknee]

@mikyladavis You’re 100% invited to my future bachelorette party and wedding.

[Melanie @mellluhhknee]

Three people have told me TODAY, “I worry about you.”

[Melanie @mellluhhknee]

@waffgang Me 🙋🏼‍♀️

[Melanie @mellluhhknee]

@Austin_33 I’m miserable.