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professional over thinker

[milk @milkstrology]

me while the sun and venus are in libra for the next few weeks:

[♱༺ℭ༻♱ @cvittv]

IT’S OCTOBER BITCHES

[captionquirk @CaptionQuirk]

What if they faked the queen’s death just so they could have the most shocking Masked Singer reveal ever

[Sophie Hall @SophLouiseHall]

What if at the end they reveal the coffin is actually a cake

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

i’m dating a guy who actually likes me and i’ve never been more terrified in my life

[trash jones @jzux]

men on dating apps who write “let’s skip the small talk and meet up” are seriously underestimating how much i think men are going to kill me

[cass ❦ @flosplaneta]

gorgeous gorgeous girls deserve a dagger with roses this valentine's day

[Kait Feldmann @kaitfeldmann]

Hey! You know what! In 2022 I am using exclamation points at the end of every email sentence! I don’t care if it looks like I’m unhinged! I am! Warmest regards!!!

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Do I need an iced coffee or a lobotomy

[fred the tormentor 🏒🧩🦍 @countingflies]

"who are you kissing at midnight?" my cat's little forehead bro

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

soup for every meal szn! warm liquids at every moment of the day szn! my blood is soup and hot chocolate!!

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

the feminine urge to be 2 drinks away at any given time from texting that one guy you know you shouldn’t

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Listening to the All Too Well (10 minute Taylor’s Version)

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

why get my license when I could be transported in whatever this is

[Peach PRC @peachprc]

men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and have eye contact

[NUFF @nuffsaidny]

Who had the Zodiac Killer getting ID’d on their 2021 Bingo card?