Mel M. Finger

I live my life one quarter-pounder at a time. For those five bites or less...I'm free.

[Mel M. Finger @melmyfinger]

random erection. walking it off.

[Mel M. Finger @melmyfinger]

@MARVELSNAP Please come up with a solution for this, it happens ALL THE TIME: https://t.co/piScK4KK4Q

[Mel M. Finger @melmyfinger]

@caralynn_marie Gee thanks for spoiling Love is Blind, the featured image of the couple was really effective

[Mel M. Finger @melmyfinger]

nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked

people will remember:
- you being 1st in line for @kogibbq every Friday, ordering the usual, saying “see you tomorrow”, showing up 1st in line at the Saturday location every week for 4.5+ yrs

[Mel M. Finger @melmyfinger]

Yesterday be like:

[Steven Cheah @StevenCheah]

It has been discovered that LeBron James is sleeping with his newest teammate’s mom

[Mel M. Finger @melmyfinger]

It’s crazy how many people still believe this conspiracy theory. Marques explains it best:

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Just to be clear: you can update your software

[Mel M. Finger @melmyfinger]

Follow me on #Threads for penis jokes: https://t.co/YpKAVWLYto

[Mel M. Finger @melmyfinger]

Annual Reviews be like:

“Provide a minimum of two accomplishments you are most proud of since your last review.”

1. didn't get fired?
2. didn't die?

“Where is most of your time currently spent?”

1. crying in the shower
2. crying in bed

[Mel M. Finger @melmyfinger]

YESSSS. I’ve always wanted to see D’Angelo as the #3 of a championship team, like Ginobili on the Spurs.

[Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn]

ESPN Sources: The Lakers are finalizing deal to land Minnesota’s D’Angelo Russell, Malik Beasley and Jarred Vanderbilt in trade including Mike Conley and picks to Timberwolves and Russell Westbrook and a lightly protected 2027 LA first-round pick to Jazz.

[Mel M. Finger @melmyfinger]

Lowkey loving all the iPhones in this photo, lol

[NBA on ESPN @ESPNNBA]

THIS PHOTO.

HISTORY.

[Mel M. Finger @melmyfinger]

@alaurei @bbrode @MARVELSNAP Awesome! What do the three icons mean exactly?

[Mel M. Finger @melmyfinger]

@PaoloValera 🤣🤣🤣

[Mel M. Finger @melmyfinger]

@bbrode Can you add a “To Valhalla!” Thor emoji for when we get completely WRECKED by a worthy opponent? lol

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.

[Mel M. Finger @melmyfinger]

Wow, self-proclaimed “Free Speech Absolutist” Elon Musk will now SUSPEND you if you promote any of your OTHER social media accounts…

[TechCrunch @TechCrunch]

Twitter won’t let you post your Facebook, Instagram, and Mastodon handles https://t.co/ogC1X2LpLF by @indianidle

[Mel M. Finger @melmyfinger]

Dr. Doom, please.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Henry Cavill says he is no longer returning as Superman.

[Mel M. Finger @melmyfinger]

BRING ME THANOSSSSSSSS!!

[MARVEL SNAP @MARVELSNAP]

The newest MARVEL SNAP patch is here!

🔹Series 4 & 5 cards are here—including Thanos and Galactus
🔹Find and pin your next card in the Token Shop and snag them with Collector's Tokens
🔹For balance changes, bug fixes, & more updates see the full notes 👇

https://t.co/KYp6m0823H

[Mel M. Finger @melmyfinger]

@kimscorcher YESSS. What cards do you have in your favorite deck??

Let's see some deck pics.

[Mel M. Finger @melmyfinger]

I guess I’m doing all-you-can-eat wagyu beef today

[Axios @axios]

How Mastodon, a favorite Twitter alternative, works https://t.co/WciwgQHEkk