Professor River Song 🎵

she/her. 34.
fandoms at randoms. reading nerd. resident of síorghrá (DA in Loc). cliché as fuck. NJ based.

[Professor River Song 🎵 @melodyjuststfu]

A thread of threads:

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@Xezbeth23 @bobatl 😂😂

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@_jhumritelaiya @hell_line0 Malicious compliance 🤷‍♀️

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

BREAKING: Delta is suspending its special service desk for members of Congress until TSA is fully funded, per @AJC.

Delta says members of Congress will now be treated like all other flying customers.

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@bbnomula My city would be sold out 😭

[bbno$ 👶🚫💰 @bbnomula]

🚨INTERNET EXPLORER TOUR TICKET GIVEAWAY🚨

5 WINNERS ; all get 2 tickets to a show of their choosing

all you have to do is RT and Comment

winners chosen on Feb 13th!🩵 https://t.co/7JgPjM3hIg

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@Never_Salty Same

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@bootyswagga I'm 34 and have one, but it's only because I nearly died a decade ago and have needed regular check ups since. I'm the only person I know with one.

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@Never_Salty Lol, as do I, but it's that *consistently* with all the madness. Sometimes my head just needs a break 😂

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@ren_the_ripper All-American Girl by Meg Cabot.
Otherwise I read poetry when my brain needs to breathe, so to speak.

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@Never_Salty "why is this news?" Because his singing career certainly isn't gonna go viral.....

[𝙋𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙮 ✨️ @_Pammy_DS_]

May you attract someone who loves every single cell of you. The warrior, the gentle, the loving, the sexy, the comfy, the quiet, the talkative, the vulnerable, the bold, the sensitive, the nurturing and the powerful – the absolute whole, beautiful being that you are.

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

Why should anyone have to pay a subscription fee to print on paper they bought using a printer they bought?

[Professor River Song 🎵 @melodyjuststfu]

@HamNCheddar So performative, just to achieve 'clout', and nothing else. This isn't going to stop that man, he's just going to take a small break while he looks dumb, and then he'll get right back to it.

[nay 🍉 @nayxreads]

“reading smut ruins your brain”
i can assure you, whatever is wrong with me was there long before i started reading

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@Never_Salty IDIOCRACY

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@Never_Salty Every day.

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@Never_Salty It's Mac and cheese day today

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🧐 guess I'm hot. Lmfao