meloffbird

in need of a better bio but still too busy dealing with 2020. she/her 🏳️‍🌈 all tweets owned by elon

[meloffbird @meloffbird]

what happened to my browser (and my brain) when I tried to google negroni sbagliato

[meloffbird @meloffbird]

@fabriciot Three years later I'm disappointed that I didn't notice this typo sooner 😅

*...he never ceases to inspire

[meloffbird @meloffbird]

Have enjoyed @fabriciot's writing for many years and he never ceases to disappoint in these more reflective posts that often help me reconnect with my creative motivation on sleepy Mondays like today.

https://t.co/ILjIueF5dp

[meloffbird @meloffbird]

@alexjoshua_t @PlayStationUK So your dream VR retirement job is to be a hip grandma? 👀

[meloffbird @meloffbird]

Okay I get it now. The acting is truly incredible and somehow made me feel attached to characters I hated when reading the book. I think that maybe the miscommunications are still put on a little too thick but I don't need to relate 100% in order to respect it

[meloffbird @meloffbird]

Hate watching Normal People. Paul is lovely to look at but Marianne is as frustratingly meek as she is in the book

[meloffbird @meloffbird]

Okay I guess I have come around to the idea that their lack of emotional maturity and horrible communication skills is a realistic depiction of imperfect as humans but it is still incredibly frustrating to watch and I don't know if I need to see it?

[meloffbird @meloffbird]

@sakshi_dasx I used to get a footlong then only eat half as a treat to save for later as a late night Katzen snack.

[S💓 @sakshi_dasx]

yes it called being a sophomore at american university

[Nathaniel @nayjay39]

if you’re drunk enough and have a good playlist any city can be walkable

[meloffbird @meloffbird]

The demented trays I used to order from this. I won't reveal

[Alex Lewis @lewisalex10]

A lot of you would fold in this situation

[meloffbird @meloffbird]

Is it just me or does this helper text hit extra hard today

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.

[meloffbird @meloffbird]

got hacked but now I'm back and unfortunately not a bitcoin millionaire

[Honey, the land! @angryblkhoemo]

This is about where I'm at

[meloffbird @meloffbird]

If you aren't already Into It please start just for the discussion of the queer spectrum of Bed, Bath & Beyond 🙏

https://t.co/UDeqGScJby

[meloffbird @meloffbird]

I think one of my most American habits is an inherent lack of patience + desire for consumption = eating sandwiches while walking

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

i feel like this

[Zach @Z_ninetales]

mitochondria after hearing she’s the powerhouse of the cell