PoZZ ~ MerKin 4 HiRE

I live on in syndication, atop Chris Meloni's head as Elliot Stabler. Meloni's cool, but I was the real star. Now freelancing as a professional merkin. WeRk!

[Trumps Musical Hair @TrumpsMusicHair]

#TrumpsHair #Trump

[PoZZ ~ MerKin 4 HiRE @melonispossum]

"Opossum Breaks Into Florida Liquor Store and Gets Drunk"

#GOALS, amirite? 🥃🐀 That wuz my auntie in the story!! Go, Aunt Tracey, scurry 2 da top shelf!! Make your pozzie fam proud!! 🍸🐾 #respect

https://t.co/JM20qNnRmN

[PoZZ ~ MerKin 4 HiRE @melonispossum]

If U've been wonderin' where I've been, had 2 lay low, litigation pending bet. me & Chump's hair. #GrabEmByThePossum #DumpTrump #PozziePower

[LeeLoni @LeeLoniFanPage]

YO YO YO, FOLLOW @OzFandom!! & if ur on #Tumblr, follow https://t.co/yOvWAlF2vi! Stay in touch with the ol' #fandom! #OZ 20yr anniv in 2017!

[PoZZ ~ MerKin 4 HiRE @melonispossum]

#AWESOMEPOSSUM #EverythingIsAwesome

[PoZZ ~ MerKin 4 HiRE @melonispossum]

Surprise, I was on the #Oscars. I dance way better than #LeftShark.

#EverythingIsAwesome #AwesomePossum

[PoZZ ~ MerKin 4 HiRE @melonispossum]

I'VE MOVED, y'all. Migrated down #Meloni's head 4 the winter, now taking up residence on his face. #WoolyWillyMeloni

[LeeLoni @LeeLoniFanPage]

Christopher Meloni in the upcoming movie, 'White Bird in a Blizzard', opening OCT 24, 2014 http://t.co/LkaRPfuvSh #LeeLoni #Oz #SVU #Meloni

[March Violante @roguemarch]

I chose this pic pic for something about my career. I blame @colleendetroit entirely.

[PoZZ ~ MerKin 4 HiRE @melonispossum]

Ladies, leave ur man @ home, the club is full of Pozzies and their pockets' full grown...mmskmmsk...it's 11:30 & the club is jumpin' jumpin'

[PoZZ ~ MerKin 4 HiRE @melonispossum]

#trueblood totes filmed @ my bar & grill

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

Christopher Meloni had a bit of a wardrobe malfunction during Sticky Balls... http://t.co/DLWTuD420M

[PoZZ ~ MerKin 4 HiRE @melonispossum]

ME as a BABY! j/k but ISN'T SHE CUTE? 'Avocado', blinded in 1 eye by a dog but still smiling! http://t.co/xH97NPwrry

[LeeLoni @LeeLoniFanPage]

SET ur DVRs!! Chris Meloni will be on 'Late Night with @JimmyFallon' Thursday, 6/6 ~ #SVU #OZ #manofsteel #assoflife #popaquarter #leeloni ~

[PoZZ ~ MerKin 4 HiRE @melonispossum]

CheCK me OUtttttttttt, I look ozsummmmm, seXXXy as HELL. #meloni lookS guD too. @Foreword55 @Melorgitay @MeloniFTW

[PoZZ ~ MerKin 4 HiRE @melonispossum]

The POZ iz coming bAck...mid-seAsOn on FoX: #meloni in #survivingjack ...i wiLL B tHeRe FuZZd up N ready @Foreword55 @Melorgitay @MeloniFTW

[LeeLoni @LeeLoniFanPage]

#Meloni, McDonald's & a movie? "Think it over..."...um...YES, I *would* like to have some FRIES with DAT. #SVU http://t.co/0pCwPpqGcc

[PoZZ ~ MerKin 4 HiRE @melonispossum]

SO, YeaH guyz...#Meloni & I maDe up, i haz a job again! RT@leeloniLJcomm "First peek ...@ pilot for "Surviving Jack"

[PoZZ ~ MerKin 4 HiRE @melonispossum]

Basically, this is how #Meloni and I work together. #pozziedefined #dudetheresaferretonyourface