Melon Pickle

My moms friends describe me as an “awesome young lady”

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The raccoon I have been following on Instagram for 3 years has died. The world is a cruel place

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You know me just chillin like a good guy

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I didn’t black out this weekend I was just over served

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Facebook market place is my hobby and I am the best at my hobby

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@niirvna Really seeing the world through rose coloured glasses

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The way doing my job gives me an attitude

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Why is the cafe full with a line around the block at 8:50am? Please stop coming to the island I beg of you. How am I supposed to get a coffee before work

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That would thirst my quench

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@themegladonn I related a lil too hard

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Cried because of Too Hot to Handle last night

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@BossmanBeard If we don’t, who is gonna tell everyone that it tasted similar to chicken when they are extinct

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On the anti people pleaser agenda, I’m pro people displeaser.

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How do I emoji ? I’m new to this whole phone game 🏃‍♀️💨

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My friend opened up my phone to tweet for me and was confused by the rebrand.. “what is this some new sex app”

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Been productive at work for an hour and now I’m ready for a nap

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My muscles feel atrophied

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Almost got in a fist fight with a mean girl who can’t feel joy in down town seattle at 1 in the morning

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Wanna swim so bad I’m gonna fill up the bathtub with cold water and splash around for a while

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I wanna be casual rich when I grow up