professional food cooker

what the fuck is going on (he/they)

[professional food cooker @BossmanBeard]

Every day I see a 6ixbuzz post and I’m reminded that I’m smarter than 90% of the people on that platform

[professional food cooker @BossmanBeard]

@hmmVice no way mine looks like that too!

[professional food cooker @BossmanBeard]

gotta get to the karaoke bar

[professional food cooker @BossmanBeard]

thought the house was on fire but it was just my neighbour’s house we are ok

[professional food cooker @BossmanBeard]

giving up american goods for my first lent ever

[professional food cooker @BossmanBeard]

@melonp1ckle2 😴 💤

[professional food cooker @BossmanBeard]

pls not another mexican-american war

[professional food cooker @BossmanBeard]

$18.75 CAD for a beer in New Jersey I see why people hate this place now

[professional food cooker @BossmanBeard]

baby on the flight to new jersey is the ultimate worst case scenario

[professional food cooker @BossmanBeard]

personal injury on track level every day & blood on the subway platform, good to be back in Toronto it’s so awesome here

[professional food cooker @BossmanBeard]

listening to a newfoundlander explain why bludgeoning seals to death is actually awesome as my eyes glaze over in the salon (my appointment was for over an hour ago)

[professional food cooker @BossmanBeard]

now accepting thoughts & prayers for today’s exam

[professional food cooker @BossmanBeard]

@melonp1ckle2 do you need apple paper to use them?

[professional food cooker @BossmanBeard]

ok but what if they played its every day bro instead

[professional food cooker @BossmanBeard]

@RlyGenericUser Why did people stop listening to this!

[An D. rea @RlyGenericUser]

You was at the club

[professional food cooker @BossmanBeard]

I appreciate pepto bismol more every day that I’m alive

[professional food cooker @BossmanBeard]

just got bit by a spider i hope i become spider man

[professional food cooker @BossmanBeard]

nobody wants to hop on among us anymore

[professional food cooker @BossmanBeard]

@FlamingVacuums bosh

[professional food cooker @BossmanBeard]

@melonp1ckle2 please don’t let this be real