sly hound

They/Them | a unique individual

[sly hound @1slyhound]

the cops brought their horses around to shit all over the bike lane outside my apartment and now every time i go outside or open a window it fuckin reeks

[sly hound @1slyhound]

@resinfruit if u use decals instead of freehanding youre a pussy

[sly hound @1slyhound]

moving like robert moses i cleared out the opps neighbourhood to make way for my new developments. say goodbye to your block you stupid broke bitch

[donald boat @laserboat999]

I can't wait to be an old guy that has his printer out on the dining room table, with all of his Papers around him. I need my Papers around me at all times

[angeld23 @angeld23_]

dude woke 1 was crazzyyy 😂 [video of an alien killing everyone in a mall]

[Austinsseus @awoodustin]

I always assumed Chris Hansen was just a normal man but now that I see he’s being played by Robert Pattinson I’m starting to think he’s a weird man

[Liberalism made me impotent @stolperson]

Kinda hope god is real so we can kill him.

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

May I suggest our first entry

[sly hound @1slyhound]

@PuckStreet34 idk who you are but you showed up on my feed. if you come to toronto i will be more than happy to lend u a cig

[gwently💛🫟 @gwentlyy]

how i look at mfs with 20+ oshimarks in their bio

[sly hound @1slyhound]

"oh that's all going away" is a daily saying for me. beautiful

[Adam Piron @adam_piron]

still think about this bit everyday. line reading of the decade.

[Adam Piron @adam_piron]

still think about this bit everyday. line reading of the decade.

[le'on @twobularbells]

Greg in his gay little diary: "today i got molested at school and my life sucks"
Rodrick in the basement:

[sly hound @1slyhound]

@nothecklefeckle what do you think the chili is made of

[Nick @fin0cchi0]

Jobs for intellectual dilettantes. Dilettante jobs near me. Dilettante salary

[Dr. Marxism, PhD @apostrophebeats]

RT to hit the Mao Ze-bong, fav to hit the Deng Xiao-pen

[sly hound @1slyhound]

@slum1052392 @peeeeeeeeeeaf if you shoot a cannonball and immediately boost it with a parry you can reliably one-shot them from decent range

[sly hound @1slyhound]

i ate something nasty off the ground at bramalea station, now i'm shitting a new state of matter

[julian @YEAROFTHEWIZARD]

This guy on the subway keeps covering his face with his jacket and then smoke comes out. I think he might be wielding a dark magic artifact

[sly hound @1slyhound]

she got me squeezing it like we're at jamba juice