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the Bitch is back #injusticeagainstmelonp1ckle

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Javert and Jean Valjean are sooo silver springs coded

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Why did I just realize I don’t like garlic pickles and I’ve only ever bought garlic pickles

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Commitment is waiting outside their apartment while they track down their keys (I’m delusional)

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Worry about me I’m tweeting at 3am and have puppy yoga in 12 hours

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First Friday night home in months and thought I forgot my keyzzz it’s okay guys I made it to the inside

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So sleepy in the uber im accepting the drifting in the snow full force

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Time to go buy myself a treat for paying my credit card using said credit card

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I hope they ban TikTok in Canada it’s making us idiots… that’s my radicalized opinion

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@niirvna They just don’t get us

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When I order a coffee I ask for it with Normal Milk so I make sure everyone knows I’m better than them. #nutmilkdenier #milktruther

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Brother is pissed about his views to likes ratio on instagram

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I love coming home for the holidays because I get to wear the hoodies of situations past

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Chasing my Celsius with NeoCitran #finalsweek #morelikemyfinalweek

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American pie supremacy, any haters (you know who you are) need to understand the genius of the lyrics

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So hungover at the gym, Creed almost sent me over edge and came close to vomiting

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Us if we were apple pencils

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I can’t imagine my prof wants to read my 20 page paper, there is no way.

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How do you rizz up an island