Helen Harper

I am currently under construction. Thank you for your patience 🎵

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

The washing machine isn’t finished until you’ve reached a hand in and done the “is there still a sock in there?” manual spin.

[Helen Harper @melonpea]

@aellwy Whooo!

[Helen Harper @melonpea]

@sianm_xo @a_rom21 Awww. That'd be my kids if I ever had any 😅

[Joe Sondow @JoeSondow]

Stop saying history will judge them. Judge them now. With judges.

[Chasten Glezman Buttigieg @Chasten]

White privilege is violently storming the US Capitol and just...being sent home.

[Helen Harper @melonpea]

@sianm_xo My new swimming costume came in the post today, that'll sit in my drawer for a month 😅

[Helen Harper @melonpea]

@sianm_xo I turned all my alarms off to have a lie in...woke up at 6:40 anyway 😅 Merry Christmas!

[Helen Harper @melonpea]

@dog_rates @bestfriends @Trupanion Cooper is not impressed by his new bow 😅

[Helen Harper @melonpea]

@sianm_xo

[Helen Harper @melonpea]

@sianm_xo But only for 2 weeks 😅

[Helen Harper @melonpea]

@sianm_xo Ha me too. So we're still in tier 3 but we can't go visit anyone anymore? 🤷

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Heidi. She’s certain the hole in the fence is getting smaller. There is no other explanation. 13/10 would still boop

[deidredykes in the sky too @DeidreDykes]

Not sure who needs to hear this, but your choice to give up your normal life for the last 7 months may have saved someone's life and I don't want you to think - for one second - that it wasn't worth it.

[David Lammy @DavidLammy]

Britain wouldn’t be Britain without refugees

[Shanita Hubbard @msshanitarenee]

Chadwick Boseman out here literally dying in front of us is a HUGE reminder that we never know what battles people are fighting. You don't know what's killing a person. Be kind. Offer grace. Be gentle. Love freely.

[Paul Manning @mobinfiltrator]

Want to know why it’s so hard for #cops to be ‘good apples’...

It was 2007 and I was assisting a call with an officer I’d never met before. He was from another team working overtime. Right in front of me he broke a kids nose with a punch. The septum was clearly deviated and