Reno Melon

Fuck Zionism, fuck MAGA.

[Willie Ross Jr. Knee Deep @RossKneeDeep]

By David Abbruzzes:

This Australian's reply to Trump's rant about “NATO not being there for America” is perfect.
"Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage.
You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail.
Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates.
Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you.
And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again.
And you're calling Greenland poorly run?
Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no.
'NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years.
And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess.
So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your f----- mouth."

Very well stated.

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

The greatest tweet of all time.

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Instagram is amazing

[Gambitero IX: Depresivo funcional 🌾♜ @proton91]

@DaftHero

[Sypth @JustSypth]

Ancaps: "Communism doesn't work because of human nature"
Also ancaps: "So let's assume the landlords would lower rent out of kindness"

[Reno Melon @melonreno1]

@rtvusofficial @MarioNawfal Send some more money to Israel buddy. You live in the most corrupt country in the world, you are literally being run by pedophiles💀. American propaganda works like a charm.

[Yasine @YasineMedia]

This courageous young man from Gaza ran straight up to an israeli Merkava tank and tossed an explosive right into its hatch.

7 IDF invaders were eliminated in this operation

[Mads Palsvig @Palsvig]

This post seen by 1.4 million in 2024 is now illegal in the EU.
Anne Franks Diary was written by a ghost writer. We know because Anne Franks father didn’t pay him and he sued
AND WON!

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Then Jesus said unto the sick, “you better have insurance.”

Then Jesus said unto the stranger, “are you here legally?”

Then Jesus said unto the hungry, “my taxes better not be paying for these loaves and fishes.”

Then Jesus said unto the poor, “this is your own fault.”

[Prompter @PromptLLM]

Crazy take from Claude

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.
Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.
Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.
Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event
Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel.
Step 5: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration.
Step 6: Blame someone else.

[Pamphlets @PamphletsY]

🚨🇺🇸 BREAKING —

Tesla is the World's Greatest Scam.

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Trump’s humiliating Iran surrender in one chart:

Obama: 98% uranium cut, enrichment capped, sanctions in place, 0 American lives lost.

Trump: $25B unfrozen, sanctions lifted, Hormuz tolls for Iran, 15 dead + 543 injured Americans, $2.2 TRILLION cost.

So weak!
#TrumpSurrendered

[Daily Iran News @DailyIranNews]

WHAT IRAN GOT:

•$300 billion
•Removed sanctions
•Control of Strait of Hormuz
•Maintains missile program
•No destruction of nuclear program
•No mention of allies
•$100 billion unfrozen money access.

IRAN WON! The U.S. CAPITULATED!

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

The Knicks have declined their invitation to the White House.

[Sweep @0xSweep]

ELON MUSK IS NOW WORTH OVER $1.3 TRILLION

HE COULD BUY THE ENTIRE NBA, NFL, MLB AND NHL AND STILL HAVE $800 BILLION LEFT

HE COULD BUY EVERY SINGLE HOME IN NEW YORK CITY AND STILL HAVE $300 BILLION LEFT

HE COULD BUY MCDONALD'S, NIKE AND COCA COLA OUTRIGHT AND STILL HAVE CHANGE

HE COULD PAY OFF THE ENTIRE NATIONAL DEBT OF 30 COUNTRIES

HE COULD BUY 14 MILLION SUPERYACHTS

HE COULD FUND NASA AT ITS CURRENT BUDGET FOR 48 YEARS

HE COULD BUY 5,200 PRIVATE ISLANDS AT $250 MILLION EACH

HE COULD BOOK A $20,000 A NIGHT SUITE EVERY NIGHT FOR 178,000 YEARS

HE COULD GIVE A MILLION DOLLARS TO 1.3 MILLION PEOPLE

HE COULD BUY EVERY HOME IN MIAMI, AUSTIN AND SAN FRANCISCO COMBINED

HE COULD GIVE ALL 10 MILLION PEOPLE IN DUBAI $130,000 EACH

HE MADE MORE FROM ONE IPO DAY THAN MOST COUNTRIES PRODUCE IN A YEAR

[Ian @Iwendtster]

Sean Strickland, the Only American UFC Champion shows up to the 250th Celebration fight night for America and is arrested and escorted out.

All because he criticized the administration, the government and the obvious corruption when it comes to Israel’s influence in both.

Wild.

Let that sink in for a minute.

America is compromised.