mel

steve miller hate club 😵‍💫

[mel @melonsrsquare]

brb becoming ungovernable

[mel @melonsrsquare]

i miss local twitter culture, where my schaumburg baddies at

[mel @melonsrsquare]

happy birthday part 11 🎂

[mel @melonsrsquare]

happy birthday to me part 3

[mel @melonsrsquare]

happy birthday part 10 🙂‍↕️

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Hey man, you were asleep for a while. Don’t worry, it’s still Tuesday. But it’s 40,000 P.M.

[charlotte @CharlotteAbotsi]

I can’t do 4 years of infographic carousels. Y’all gon have to start to killing people

[mar @buggirl29]

Getting my oil changed i hope they need to look in here

[Adrian Bott @Cavalorn]

'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

[alex @aloomf]

the only thing america hates more than a rapist is a woman

[salvi @yassambassador]

seΙf harm

[Kris Jenner @KrisJenner]

I just sharted myself. That's when u fart and u shit yourself on accident!

[mel @melonsrsquare]

i be chalanting tbh

[Big Miss Steak @sacredswanss]

Good morning to all girls. Men think about what you’ve done

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

this is where i was born

[@dfarecs @lethalrejection]

we need a slur for women who always post about their boyfriend

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

2 allotted days of fun over, now back to the cage that i answer my emails from

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

Feeling like doing some corny white women stuff like climbing a mountain and screening at the top of my lungs and then smiling serenely and running my hands through my hair and then going back down the mountain

[cake 🍄 @cake_hoarder]

the animal crossing proposal… legendary

[cool original account @cool__original]

listening to elliott smith at the gym so i don’t get too jacked

[Soup @soupinthering]

I need to drink Smirnoff in a kitchen that looks like this so I can heal my inner child