Melissa

my New Year’s resolution was to not call people losers anymore

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

This is your husband by the way

[Nick Jonas @nickjonas]

Los Angeles! The day after Sunday Best release, I’m coming to Blue Note LA to perform the album in full from start to finish. There will be two shows that evening, the first at 7:00pm and the second at 9:30pm.

Tickets are on sale now. I can’t wait to celebrate Sunday Best with you

https://t.co/aAV78GFBui

[Sabrina Carpenter @SabrinaAnnLynn]

@WhiteHouse this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.

[Melissa @melrubes]

@metgalacrave Wait WHERE are these pics from

[Melissa @melrubes]

@jonasgotmegood @jonasbrothers @joejonas @nickjonas @kevinjonas Ah I love this!!!!

[Melissa @melrubes]

haven’t tweeted in like 2 years but only doing this now to make it on to a joe jonas photo dump bc he’s chronically online

[Melissa @melrubes]

@joejonas Omg not V

[Melissa @melrubes]

@nickjonas Omg

[rudy betrayed @rudy_betrayed]

A map of the US presidential election results if you are viewing it as a dog

[Jake Montgomery @JakeMontgomery_]

Me, trying to buy World Series tickets

[lyssa @FITZLASSO]

close enough welcome back president fitz grant

[Gibson Johns @gibsonoma]

Joe Biden’s Real Housewives tagline just dropped

[Jimmy @jmolivine]

Kamala Harris will bring back McDonald’s Snack Wrap and reduce hash-brown prices

[WolfOfNewYork @Word2myKnicks]

If I’m Biden I’m finding away to pay off everyone’s student loan-debt in the next 3hrs.

[J. @Prettyboyj]

Aegon trying to speak High Valyrian to Aemond #HousOfTheDragon #Hotd #demthrones #DemDragons

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

One major positive of the Kamala presidency is that it will make Maya Rudolph very rich

[Melissa @melrubes]

@JetBlue But what is the issue??? Not one word has been said

[Melissa @melrubes]

@JetBlue I’m on flight 007 to London from JFK and we were supposed to take off 45 minutes ago but haven’t left. No word from anyone as to why we’re delayed.

[rhaenyra targaryen's lawyer @Targ_Nation]

house of the dragon was worth it just for this