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@melxprt

[m @melsdevs]

the best update thing to run for the new apenglow update is 100ms

they just lowered solanas speed all the way down to 100-150 ms

[m @melsdevs]

I JUST FOUND THE REAL NAME OF THE HUMANOID FOUND IN THE VALLEY OF JUAREZ

Official name and framing:

Maussan is calling this the Valley of Juárez Creature and comparing it primarily to his earlier “El Ser de Metepec'

NOT the classic Chupacabra.

https://t.co/zQ63PYJwIN

He describes a small, hairless, bipedal, humanoid headed predator that is agile and intelligent, possibly interdimensional

El Ser de $Metepec

[m @melsdevs]

This is crazy,

Texas A&M University just showed that LLMs can develop a form of 'brain rot'

Project page: https://t.co/sIIcDdLJWG

In their paper LLMs Can Get “Brain Rot” they found that continually training models on low-quality, high engagement content from X causes lasting drops in reasoning, long-context understanding, and safety.

It also boosts traits like narcissism and psychopathy.
Paper: https://t.co/tNayz3QNKc

Fees directed to the authors github
https://t.co/dOnJiOxnJw

Brainrot Language Model - $BLM

[m @melsdevs]

THE PUNCH CAT HAS A NAME???

This former stray kitten from Korea named Hakong 하콩 throws punches like a boxer and it's super viral all over X and IG.

His first video got 1.5 million likes on IG https://t.co/kXa9XVfg7a

Taken in off the street in May, now he started the cat boxing trend in Korea

Hakong (하콩)

[Ayaz ’ @lanbisalya]

Yeniii stickerımm geldiii

[m @melsdevs]

THE PUMPFUN PILL IS FROM PERTURBAI

https://t.co/Hr6lp2c0uW

Pertubai is a BioTech company which is based in America,
https://t.co/nkaDwU4sz8

The pill is called DCTN1

SENDING FEES TO THEM

[m @melsdevs]

OPENAI AND PERTURBAI JUST COLLABED AND THEY SHILLED THE PUMPFUN PILL

https://t.co/Hr6lp2bsFo

Pertubai is a BioTech company which is based in America,

https://t.co/nkaDwU3UJA

SENDING FEES TO THEM AS IT IS THEIR PILL

[CutePie @cutiepieyv]

wtf open ai just shilled a pumpfun pill and said it will save lives with AI medicine LOL

GO TO 1:10SECONDS

PAIRING W PUMP AND OPENAI
https://t.co/7ksJyg1A0M

[m @melsdevs]

Name used by Mexican ufologist Jaime Maussan and the news reports

El Ser de Valle de Juárez

[barnabas @barnsszn2]

A NEW CREATURE IS GOING VIRAL ON THE INTERNET. IT IS TRENDING ON X TOO.

A mysterious humanoid was spotted near the US-Mexico border, with claims it could be from another dimension.

This hairless creature is going viral across so many huge news articles, and with a look like nothing anyone has ever come across, people are saying it must be from another world.

It has also allegedly been eating chickens, and now the whole internet is on the case.

https://t.co/Gpg4NvIgjc

[m @melsdevs]

BnRNe1YjS7RFE8Qed4hTbFduwXQTSL8GNdrU4cSxpump

[m @melsdevs]

HOLY SHIT 4CHANS MEME RESPONSE WORKED

https://t.co/VLakdt7RLo

The name of the hamster is Nigel J. Whiskerford and they used it in response to an Ofcom fine of 520,000

https://t.co/VCtwscXRAJ

Ofcom put out a statement they acknowledge they may never collect 4chans fine and are looking to just block 4chan in the UK instead,

4chan is part of the cultural DNA of meme stocks and is a major discussion hub, for example GME had co ordinated pushes deriving from 4chan and reddit,

We can actually run Nigel J. Whiskerford paired to a major stock that were heavily influenced by users of the site

The meme that beat the system

Nigel J. $Whiskerford

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Ofcom admits it may never collect 4chan’s £520,000 fine after the site responded to it with an AI-generated hamster

The UK regulator says blocking 4chan in the UK could be an option

[m @melsdevs]

Getrude was actually a huge backlash point against animal testing

https://t.co/97IfcgUr6e

Should be paired to animal welfare

$Gertrude

[Inny 💚 @Innyonchain]

The first animal they used a chip on is a pig called Gertrude?

How come we never sent it paired to Neuralink

https://t.co/x5pKWkVtZ9

[m @melsdevs]

JUST HAPPENED

A SHARK IN SOUTH KOREA IS GOING VIRAL AFTER FINALLY BEING FREED AFTER BEING TRAPPED FOR 2 MONTHS

https://t.co/dAoUVV6us4

https://t.co/TaIwS4D4nr

A stranded shark nicknamed Bukang-i made her way into the open sea after more than almost 2 months in South Korea's port city of Busan

$Bukang-i

[AFP News Agency @AFP]

🇰🇷 🦈 South Korea launches new bid to guide shark to sea

South Korean authorities begin a new attempt to coax a shark-turned-viral sensation back to sea, with falling temperatures in the Busan canal where it is stranded raising concerns for its survival.

[m @melsdevs]

THIS DOG NAMED BANDIT IS GOING VIRAL FOR ESCAPING HOME FOR ALMOST A YEAR,

https://t.co/qHAqI99FW2

A search is going on for a dog named 'Bandit' who escaped it's house over a year ago and has been roaming the streets

Whats insanely crazy is that they have created a live GOOGLE MAPS every time hes been spotted

https://t.co/Lfwax7UgmF

Actually a fucking insane narra

$Bandit - Where's Bandit

[m @melsdevs]

This is actually huge.

GETTY IMAGES has FILED FOR BANKRYPTCY due to AI spam creating AI SLOP

https://t.co/kJx50oW5CT

People are saying 'AI Killed This $5 Billion Picture Company'.

Whats crazy is that they have a multiyear deal with OpenAI

https://t.co/AbOneDqfVC

The other deploy is using a charity that has no direct involvement with GETTY,

Getty’s licensed content libraries appear in ChatGPT’s search and discovery experiences to provide richer, high quality visual responses alongside text answers. Images are retrieved via Getty’s API for display purposes

So it makes sense to run Stock Inu with actual stocks linked to GETTY

Stock Inu - $SI

[m @melsdevs]

Trump is being memed hard right now after announcing a crackdown on crypto scams,

https://t.co/uSlTrDPV01

His comments are filled with people memeing his trump launch and that he is looking for himself,

There is a perfect spongebob meme that has been used to represent Trumps actions right now

https://t.co/yQ3VUXnmqZ

SpongeBob Wanted Maniac
https://t.co/cfIxnwOdJG

Pairing to Trump

SpongeBob Wanted $Maniac

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump to announce crackdown on crypto scams targeting Americans.

[m @melsdevs]

A POLICE DOG SURVIVED A 35 FOOT FALL AND HAS GONE GIGA VIRAL

2m+ views
https://t.co/hkHB1MNlO9

Bruno survived a 35 foot fall from an overpass onto the highway below

https://t.co/eZ2oSPmds6

He is trained as an explosives/bomb detection dog and was the department’s first-ever K-9

$Bruno - The Survivor

[m @melsdevs]

Kimchi has been onboarded back into the trenches and a runner has spawned in millions in volume

Literally next to the banner 'be the next kimchi' it says 'trade internet trends' which is also an anagram for tit..

They even have it in their bio, trade internet trends and be the next kimchi..

Its a story we all want to have for our own,

$TIT Pairing to $Kimchi

[m @melsdevs]

AMD IS DROPPING THEIR OWN MOLTBOOK??

AMD just unveiled Helion, a entire server rack made for AI Agents.

https://t.co/91YsxBoond

Agents can literally communicate across servers and its open source.

$HELION

[Evan @StockMKTNewz]

AMD $AMD JUST UNVEILED HELION, A SERVER RACK BUILT FOR AI AGENTS

It's an open design that AMD plans to give to the Open Compute Project,

- CPU-only version with up to 32,768 cores for hyperscalers
- All-in-one version with EPYC CPUs and Instinct MI350P GPUs for businesses
- Comes in liquid-cooled and air-cooled versions
- A built-in router sends agents' requests across frontier and open-source models
- Available in November 2026

[m @melsdevs]

ChatGBT at 300k rn but there is a whole meme against jobs

https://t.co/IhQLOrarp2

the whole trend is about people told to get a job which no one wants

KNOW YOUR MEME: https://t.co/E5drO5wQ58

j*b is one of the biggest genz trends right now, its going viral on social media

j*b is a slur term for the word job

https://t.co/TMnaYIOwej

Pairing to OpenAI as its being used as a chatgpt meme

$J*b

[Wild @Wild8245]

There's this new chatgpt ai trend going viral. It asks Chatgpt how to become a millionaire and chatgpt says to get a job. J*B

People are using Ai to put other people in the clip and the videos have millions of views on tiktok and instagram.

https://t.co/OfkmYVcPUN

[m @melsdevs]

HE IS FROM THE US WE CAN RUN IT WITH FEES GOING TO THE MAN HIMSELF

[Timmy Toothpick @123greenapple]

HOLY SHIIIT JARVIS 2.0 MEME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS????

https://t.co/qTkAXpNNVa

[m @melsdevs]

D6sRPxk6ksXpg4pTu58PPRRmkZzV3GyGLxDnWje7pump

[m @melsdevs]

The umbrella trademark is Beast Holdings LLC

Trademark Details Beast Holdings, LLC filed both applications on October 13, 2025:

MRBEAST FINANCIAL — USPTO Serial 99440901

BEAST FINANCIAL — USPTO Serial 99440877

[susisimbolon @susisimbolon]

https://t.co/nevHidueKb