Mel

Trying to elevate small talk into medium talk.

[kenz @enziekk]

whenever anyone tries to explain the rules of a card game i literally black out

[sio @bestinsio]

Hey, so good to catch up, sorry for acting a little off last night. it’s just because there’s a bunch of stuff wrong with my personality

[jx @jxiaoo]

Dog owners will pick names like max or bailey and cat owners will literally name their cat beef stroganoff

[✌🏾️ @PeaceAllison]

Do you always crave DQs fresh chicken strips and fries.. with that piece of toast😭 ...Or are you okay

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

when my neighbors dog sneaks into my yard https://t.co/ASPqxc4L99

[James @CaucasianJames]

do u think rihanna has an email. do u think she gets emails from like best buy about deals on electronics

[✴︎ @luvmiu13]

Thinking about this 1400 year old ginkgo tree.

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

so he watched slavery happen and did nothing?

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

it’s so hard playing hard to get bc I am objectively NOT hard to get. if you’re nice to me for 5 mins I will likely ask 4 your hand in marriage

[Dee @deecupine]

That matte blue scooby doo fruit snack always hit different

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

cat owners will be covered in scratches and scars and just be like these are little love marks from my handsome boy 😊 his name is pillow he's such a little man :)

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

Funny how I’ve convinced myself that cooking one meal at home allows me to go out to multiple nice dinners, buy brand new clothes and travel as if that one turkey sandwich lunch changed the financial landscape of my life

[chanel @lyssachanel]

a series of fortunate events

[Jay @jayjohnsonfsf]

Y’all even ask cauliflower if they wanna be all these things?

[obsession obsessor @dlaneybg]

Just looked outside my window here in California wtf

[Natalie 𓆉 @natalien1012]

When you do laundry, are you bothered by the fact that all your clothes are clean except the ones you’re wearing or are you normal?