melissa standley

[melissa standley @melstand]

@brittprochaska hahaha you act like i know

[Britt @brittprochaska]

I would enjoy this shot this so much more of it wasn't from @melstand #loveyou #throughthickandthin

[melissa standley @melstand]

We cant smoke in the Bradley library bathroom? That's bullshit.

[melissa standley @melstand]

Brushed it all off now I'm back to gettin lit

[melissa standley @melstand]

what's my age again?

[melissa standley @melstand]

@MegMcFlurry right now! We need a roommate!

[melissa standley @melstand]

Try to top this night...cheesecake, wine, a blunt, n planet earth. YEAH BOYYY http://t.co/Df0VgTrj

[melissa standley @melstand]

@dtaylor525 how appropriate!!

[melissa standley @melstand]

Can you guess which eye is the scratched one? I can. http://t.co/suPk0rgL

[OMGFacts @OMGFacts]

The fastest growing nail is on the middle finger.

[melissa standley @melstand]

Going into work still drunk was kinda fun, minus the fact it turned into a horrible hangover halfway through

[melissa standley @melstand]

Baby girl eatin' too much cat food, sees lotsa doctors, she's got toxocara cati. #Monstersinsideme

[melissa standley @melstand]

Lol mom's are a gag

[melissa standley @melstand]

@MegMcFlurry hahah it's one movie Megan and you have to!

[melissa standley @melstand]

People who have never seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail blow my mind

[melissa standley @melstand]

That awkward moment you give a gay guy a boner

[melissa standley @melstand]

First meal post lost wisdom @skylerbaer #burgers http://t.co/m83mv2Va

[melissa standley @melstand]

I am NO longer associated with @CamsPeoria people, stop asking me about your lost coats and forgotten cards

[Marcos Crypto @MarcosBTCreal]

It's always when you think the creeper finally forgets about you that you get another text.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

If you don't feel horrible right now, you did last night wrong.